Derrick Lloyd

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

Only have an 8 point lead right now against a team that’s coached by someone who looks like this guy. Embarrassing. #illini #illinois

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@Ky1eLong @JackMac I see what you did there. Bravo.

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@BretBielema Just wait till we win a playoff game in football next year. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@RealSkipBayless Skip, you are a talentless baboon. One cannot steal a nickname. Nicknames are given. Furthermore, Gervin wasn’t the first “Iceman” in sports. Red Grange, another Bear great, held the nickname the Wheaton Iceman decades before Gervin. Under your “theory” Gervin is also a thief

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@BleacherNation He is way too old to be a Cub Scout.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Every single Bears game this season

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

I literally started dating my wife, married her, had two kids, and took those kids to Disney three times in between #Bears playoff wins. This is well overdue. So pumped.

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

Watching NFL games on CBS is just the worst.

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

Is there anything more midwestern than apologizing to Siri for misspeaking while setting a timer? #Midwest

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

Clay Matthews is such a chode

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@metraUPW You mean an on fire engine?

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@Ky1eLong You do the lightning lanes? Only way to do it.

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

Why didn’t snow white’s evil stop Mom just give Snow White the ugly old hag potion? Feel like that would have much more easily solved her problem. #SnowWhite

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@GBraggsJr23 Pass

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Greg Schiano called a timeout to ice Illinois before a 53-yard FG attempt. Illinois saw the kick had no chance, so after the timeout it decided not to kick the FG and go for it on 4th and 13.

Then this happened.

[Chief Oskee @ChiefOskee]

Abraham couldnt say it any better 🔸️🔹️
Go #Illini
#BeatMichigan

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@patrickgiblin To be fair… have you met most humans.

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@MatthewBerryTMR What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

@olin_kreutz INI

[Derrick Lloyd @DerrickJLloyd]

99% of the #Illini win is on the players and coaches executing. However, we cannot discount the importance of my refusal to drink a sip of my beer or sit down from the 4th quarter onward so as not to jinx the team.