Derrick Linhardt

UCM ΣΠ alumni $derricklinhardt

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.

A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

America is the only country in the world that takes heat for being culturally different

Nobody goes to Mexico and says “WTF the French food sucks here!”

Foreigners go to America and complain when something isn’t entirely perfect

Which is honestly the greatest compliment

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[dank @cptdankkk]

Rob Gronkowski shares his advice for NFL rookies: You don't need a $200,000 car

“This is simple advice. You just need that $60,000 car. It's basically just as flashy. It's not going to make you more of a man or make you play better on the football field”

“If you start getting on that train right away and buying everything, all the jewelry, nice cars that depreciate in value the second you pull out of the lot, then guess what? You're going to want to live that life your whole entire time”

“Spend within your means and don't go overboard. You don't need everything flashy right away. Put it away because you never know when the NFL is going to be done with”

“If you put it away, you're set. You don't have to worry about anything. Even if you put $2 million away, you're set. It's fantastic”

[dank @cptdankkk]

Rob Gronkowski says he lived off $50,000 as an NFL rookie because he understood the NFL meant "Not For Long"

"My agent gave me a $50,000 advance for what's going to come in the marketing world for myself. I just had to pay him back within the first $50,000 I made"

"I was able to purchase my first car, which was a 2008 Escalade, and then to be able to pay rent once I got to New England. And then from there on out, I really didn't need any other money"

"I was getting free meals at the facility. I just kind of needed gas money. You go out, the drinks are free or you pay for one, you get 10 free when you're when you're on the Patriots up in the Boston area"

"So I wasn't really spending much money at all, especially when it got to the season. I mean, you're inside that building and everything's handed to you on a daily basis from breakfast all the way to dinner"

"I just lived off my marketing dollars. I was living a low-level life. I had a condo with a roommate that was on the team as well. We're paying $1,500 a month in rent while in the NFL"

"I was very frugal and that's how I got away with it. Not having any lavish purchases, the first couple years in the league and just banking away what I was making because I truly understood that the NFL stands for not for long"

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Interesting way to announce Brandon Aiyuk is signing with the Chiefs.

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

Wins in Kauffman Stadium since May 25th:

Royals: 0
Savannah Bananas: 1

[Royals Kingdom🤴(31-45) @kingdom_royals]

The Royals have the 2nd most quality starts in baseball and the worst record in baseball

Those two shouldn’t be possible together

[TimOnPoint @TimOnPoint]

My single biggest complaint about our 250th birthday as a nation is aimed directly at Winchester.

In 1976, my dad bought me the commemorative Winchester Bicentennial 30-30, the “rifle that won the West.” It’s still mint in box, although the box is a bit worn.

For two decades, I’ve looked forward to buying the commemorative 250th 30-30 for each of my children. They didn’t make one. What a disappointment @WinRepArms.

[🆎 @theABinKC]

#fountainsup

[Maryam @hell_line0]

if a doctor who graduated medical school says you need something, it should be illegal for someone sitting behind an insurance desk with absolutely zero medical training to deny you coverage...

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

There are currently 14 teams payrolls under the proposed $171.2 million salary floor 😳😬

[Jack @jackunheard]

Death penalty immediately I'm not even kidding.

[Big Man Betting @BigManSportBets]

Impossible to buy unless you're a bot. I tried to buy a Miller Lite Matchball at 12pm est the second they went on sale, added one to my cart and it put me in line to checkout. By the time the line was over they were sold out. Completely sold out before 12:01 and I pressed checkout within 5 seconds of listing

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

But CNN called them on the phone and made them promise they were not doing fraud!! This must be a mistake.

[Victory or Death 🇺🇸 @IncognitoMeems]

Have any of my KS peeps heard of this? And wtf, #ksleg ??

[Ryan Landreth @ryan_landreth]

Carter Jensen and Jac Caglianone need to play every day and be the top priority at whatever positions you see them playing long-term. If that comes at the expense of aging veterans or “platoon” candidates, so be it. Bat them 3 and 4 and play them every day! They must develop!

[96.5 The Fan @TheFan965]

Retweet if you think Jac Caglianone should play everyday

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Bobby Witt Jr. has a 200 IQ

[Jack @jackunheard]

4 years in prison for literal treason.

Four. Years.

I’m convinced we aren’t a serious country anymore.