Derrick the Fuck-up

I made that music video from Ohio you always wondered about. Creator @32ndbellwood

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

I understand that when you have a child, you love them more than anything... But like, I reeeally love jalapeño kettle cooked chips.

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Fùck the Diddy situation y’all seen this😳

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

was not prepared for what happens when the camera zooms out here

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

Even in pay-to-play Twitter, everybodies still on here saying their respective candidate’s winning regardless of what’s happening.

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

@Surasia_ By far the worst part of the musk era changes

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

3am? Might just fuck around and make some credit card payments.

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

@WARH0LIC Like, an “artist” is allowed to use whatever. Obviously it’s done this dude well if it’s gotten him paid 4 thousand a month he’s probably got a lot more like you paying him to pump out 100s of these a month. But that’s no artist.

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

@WARH0LIC I think you’re getting hung up on the ethical part. When really, you can go pay a couple bucks a month to type in “sci fi, red, blue, armor, halo, guns” into an ai search bar till you get what you want. Text layout does take some skill, but you can find somebody much cheaper…

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Terrence Howard is either having a schizophrenic break or he's the smartest man alive and I'm too dumb to know which

[Christian W @wolf_of_august]

Bjork got squabbles.. who knew

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

You remember when they said you were good at sex if you could unwrap a starburst in your ass?

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

TNT plays ‘Not Like Us’ by Kendrick Lamar

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

Honestly, kudos to Drake for even mentioning the pedo stuff. Personally think he would have been better off ignoring it but he made the “im no diddler” track, posted it on Insta for all to see

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

2 years ago, listening to mr morale. I may be biased. But no way you listened.

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

I know you’re supposed to feel something, but re-listening to Kendrick’s album causes real life, physical pain.

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

Setting aside Drake misremembering big steppers (or not listening to it at all). Dogging him for getting molested is a strange tactic.

Mother I sober was one of the most visceral displays of human emotion put to song. Acting like that record was mid is more reflective of you.

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

So fuckin funny this is what he actually ended up doing

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

drake linking with his ghostwriters like

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

The Heart Part 6.

[Derrick the Fuck-up @Derrickshveiza]

Maaan Drake ruined it for everybody

[AB @AB84]

“Sir you addressed the child rumor but didn’t say anything about the pedo allegation”

#CTESPN

[Holy Mountain Pants @SupuhTyler]

Fuck bro