Derrick Winfred

i troll people and everything I say is either sarcastic, stupid, or legit good advice.
age: 109 BMI: 76.9 Sex: yes please
(Minor)

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Following all of my followers for 3 hours

Let’s see how many bot message requests I have (and how many actual humans want to dm)

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@debbiesarah31 You got this, don’t worry. A really good way to deal with some eating disorders is to take like Tofu or Mushrooms and style them like you’re cooking a steak or chicken. Not only will it satisfy your craves, but the unhealthy weight gain from eating disorders will be gone too

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@debbiesarah31 Idk, what are you doomed because of

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@iluvcupcakes666 damn, I guess I better leave 😔

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@cupcakeinu UNHAPPY bday
(/j hbday)

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@luvlnaa All I want is a McDouble

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@woundfucker90 If you have the following:
Wood Glue
Screws/Screwdriver
It could be salvageable, I’m sorry to hear that tho

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@Starrxxnglitter Coach you in what, life coach? I mean I could try

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@_iamlougotti Chuck E Cheese lookin ahh pizza

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@PokemonFan587 Charmander

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@subtleami I would literally drown myself in the sauce because bbq sauce is that good

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@Zee_v3 2 interviews I think would maybe make you consider life a bit more are The Bridge (2006) and The Kevin Hines Story. It talks about these people who jumped from the GG bridge and they talked about the instant regret they felt which made them become antisuicide and made them clean

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Times up, unfollowing the people that just spammed P*rn messages and/or weren’t cool

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@HawkEmDownChris obviously Kenny Powers

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@daughtwrly Goated breakfast?

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@dumpsferbaby Ik it fucking SUCKS, you can’t even eat the beef it’s just there taunting you

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@towaseyepussy I took a hibernation

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@meIIytonin Guacamole

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@angelkittysugar If your cat is pulsing, take it to the vet
Cats should not be pulsing at all (except their hearts)

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@Starrxxnglitter that’s not how it works, it’s easier to starve while you’re younger and by a lot actually