Derrin Berger

magician, thinky-person, guy that vanishes a lot on the Carbonaro Effect, Hyde Park Man -

[Derrin Berger @DerrinBerger]

Me writing about someone else = The Great Gatsby
Me writing about myself = Thy test garbage

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What's everyone looking at?
Come to The Center for Performing Arts at Rhinebeck (@The__CENTER) on Saturday November 6th to find out! There will be #magic!
Get your tickets at: https://t.co/k7JBau2H5D.

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Invention: On-hold music that also periodically reminds you who you called, and why. For times, like now, when you’ve been waiting so long you literally forgot what any of it was about.

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My dog is sprinting around the house as though we didn’t go on a 2.5 mile hike this morning. I, however, drank half a pot of coffee and still don’t have enough energy to finish this t

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About to stand in front of this wall while people stare, point, and laugh at me. Cool.

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I don’t believe it.

[Michael Carbonaro @carbonaro]

I can vouch for this being true. Everyone who comes gets a free pony! Tickets available here. Really. https://t.co/6JnhBRtF6z

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@carbonaro @denise_mcaleer Having stones pushed through my stomach was the 2nd hardest part of the trick. The hardest part was trying not to laugh every time Michael blew hair away from his lips whenever some strands of the wig got stuck to his mouth.

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@carbonaro One time I tried to see if a store was open by googling "sunday". I'd already had 2 cups.

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This year's entry is inspired by the time the @PokJournal put me on the front page and gave me my super hero name.

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"Wow! It's cold out there!" she said, holding the door open longer than necessary.

Thanks, now it's cold in here.

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So there's going to be a little bit less in each one because of the hole. Great. Now I have to eat them three at a time. Thanks @Klondikebar

https://t.co/q9wFjpg88q

[Delish @Delish]

Klondike Is Releasing Donut-Inspired Ice Cream Bars That Really Have A Hole In The Middle https://t.co/OjwYtN1YkW

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One of my Amazon remotes accidentally ended up in the washing machine. It also automatically ordered paper towels, rice, a hair dryer, and several other things that don't work.

#AlexaTookABath

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Cleaning out my computer to see if it can run a little smoother, it's hard to figure out what to save and what's just taking up space. I can probably lose the dog hair stuck in the spacebar, right?

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Oh Derrin, you must be tired. That’s not a spoon! Plus, you don’t even put anything in your coffee. SMH. #coffee #magic #poughkeepsiejournal #ContinuedOnPage2 https://t.co/b6QnIukxGn

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@carbonaro Thank you sir! As I type this you're on TV at an airport catching bugs with your phone. Feels like yesterday.

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A thing happened, a cool thing. And what the what?! It was on the front page! So, I apologize in advance if I post pics of that too. Then we'll get back to our regular routine of posting pictures of my dog sleeping in various positions.

https://t.co/VdNevDsds4

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@mwisme @DavidRegalMagic I'm the other shopper in the photo. You go through many stages when it happens, bewilderment is one of them. Then you go find a checkout counter.

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We're at the point where our phones will have more cameras than bars.

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Today I will bring a whole new meaning to the word "procrastination". But, like, later.

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The guy on Jeopardy is the Three-Eyed Raven. #GOT #Jeopardy #JamesHolzhauer #SpoilerAlert

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Me: Say the word “silk” 5 times fast.

Her: Just tell me what’s going to happen.