Derrin Smith

Extroverted introvert who loves Cleveland, weather, and travel. I tweet my opinions on bullshit. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.

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I’ll miss you @TheSmithuation_

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Question @AlaskaAir

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Help @AmericanAir

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@lnqbit @ATT It’s incredible how many times they raise prices and still can’t figure it out.

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My 5G (the “fastest thing ever”) doesn’t work in Lakewood, Ohio or Cleveland, Ohio. Because @ATT said they will now slow down data speeds during “peak times”, which is all day. Regretting switching to you from T-Mobile. How do you not have reliable service across a major metro?!

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$1.17 in rewards cash after booking a $600 flight lmaooooooo @Expedia

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This is how people die.

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@ODOT_Cleveland @SchweikertRR Now I’m not sure what you’re stating. I’m referring to Waze reporting which can be used on screen in the car. That should be considered for safe, realtime, and location accurate reporting vs trying to remember a location(s) of potholes and reporting it online later.

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Hi @ODOT_Cleveland you have a MAJOR pothole in the construction zone 90 west between 117 and Bunts. Far right lane. Tons of cars now with flats off the shoulder and off ramps. Needs an emergency fix like now.

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@ODOT_Cleveland @SchweikertRR 9/10 times I love your responses to people and understand your constraints, but there have been excessive potholes on 90 in the city of Cleveland for years. Has ODOT considered partnering with Waze to look into pothole reports by drivers through that app?

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@SchweikertRR @ODOT_Cleveland It’s so bad. How police and odot employees or contractors don’t report these things themselves is incredible.

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Still calling me multiple times a day @ATT

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Please stop fucking calling me @ATT my goodness it’s insane

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@millertime0013 @SherrodBrown The cost of almost everything has continued to rise so that’s a gigantic lie.

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@AmericanAir No, it’s a money grab when it’s a 0.9 pound overage. And the way your gate agents act about this is insane.

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Imagine being an airline as unreasonable and petty over 0.9 pounds as @AmericanAir

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@pullthelvrbronk Baggie

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Why does a baggie of 8 chips and a cup of fake cheese product cost $3 now @tacobell

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@pullthelvrbronk “Baggus”

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@pullthelvrbronk @tacobell Ya know. Little bag. Baggie. Vs a big bag.

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@PlanetFitness Hello. Yes. They told me they “cannot control the thermostat.” 🤡