Derry Facts

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Mass confusion across many Derry Chapels this morning as the new words catch out many who haven't been in years.

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Christmas is a time to think about those less fortunate than ourselves, like people born in Tyrone.

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45% of Magherafelt locals are wondering what time midnight mass is on tonight.

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72% of Derry males go to Christmas Mass to check out the talent. The other 18% go to show off their new checked shirt.

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Folks be careful driving over Glenshane Pass its very windy.

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The coldest temperature ever recorded in County Derry was in Meadowbank Arena.

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With a small bit of rain overnight, it's been confirmed The Loup pitch is waterlogged for the next 5 years.

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Why weren't there any nativity scenes in Draperstown? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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@GACSlaughtneil Have you asked any Glen men? #jokes

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78% of Derry teenagers aged 13-14 were conceived to Manaic 2000 song. Yeah yeah funky yeah.

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100% of conservationists are disappointed when they visit Greenlough.

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Belfast does real bombs, Derry does Jäger Bombs.

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89% of Ballinderry supporters travelling to London pray they can get Black Sauce over there.

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Lavey team getting some lessons from the Coleraine boys.

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Ballinderry's path to winning Ulster.

Newbridge
Glenullin
Kilrea
Lavey
Ballinascreen
Clonoe
Scotstown
Kilcoo
Glenswilly

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GAA Cheat Mode = Bringing Enda Muldoon on as a substitute. #bigeasy

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Pubs across Derry will packed this evening with Lithuania v Latvia on TV.

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No one ever sang 'I wish I was back home in Tyrone'.

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Dungiven: A drinking town with a hurling problem.

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89% of Derry players can kick snow of a rope, the other 11% are from the Quigan and Lissan.