Derry Warbot

40 enter, only one leaves. #DerryWarbot

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How #DerryWarbot works.
We have pitted 40 of Derry’s toughest fighters against one another to determine the true king or queen of the Maiden City.
Each round is random.
Only one shall remain.

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Derry Warbot 2.0 will probably never be finished and 3.0 will probably never happen cos the joke has gone flaaaaaat but I wonder if yous have worked out who we are yet x

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Derry Warbot stands with the protestors in America

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I won’t lie lads we kinda bungled it, personal life got in the way and 2.0 was stopped dead in its tracks. Was good craic while it was on but. Any of you smart cunts worked out who’s behind this yet or is it still a mystery?

[CALL OF DERRY WARZONE @BandsDerry_War]

We’ve a lineup of bands and artists from the Derry District fighting for the top spot of the Call of Derry Warzone Competition (Aye the idea was stolen from @DerryWarbot big shout out to those innovators)

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Mark Holden has killed Wee Toot.
18 Remain.
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(Me and the other admin both started new jobs and we keep forgetting sorry)

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Jason Feenan has killed @dylanbuchanan07 (he requested himself and called us a fruit in the process).
19 Remain.
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(Me and the other admin keep forgetting so from now on youse get updates as and when we remember)

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The Phantom Shitter has killed The Brickwork Lounge ��.
18 Remain.
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Masons 👍🏼 has killed Mohammed Of Samara’s Fame.
19 remain.
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Metro Bouncers have killed An Apprentice Boy.
21 remain.
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Paddy McCourt has killed Eamonn McCann.
22 remain.
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The Metro Bouncers have killed Carmel.
23 remain.
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@OisinEmmett @Conordoherty24 Have you not noticed how they’re almost never on time, I don’t have this much free time on my hands and I’m doing it

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Who wants to take a guess as to who’s behind the Warbot? If you guess right I’ll buy ye a pint (provided you are over the legal drinking age) and if not it’ll be some cans from an offy of your choice

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The Brickwork Lounge 👎🏼 has killed A 90p Special.
24 remain.
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@DeeneyLorcan Madness how you can still tweet after dying

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In case anyone needs a refresher on how it works. Every name in the list is assigned a number, a random number generator then picks two numbers between one and however many are left. In the order they were chosen a kill happens. @DeeneyLorcan also shags cats x

[Lorcan Deeney @DeeneyLorcan]

@DerryWarbot You were deffs that wee cunt In the street whenever someone hit him a bad tackle you lifted your football and went home and left your pals to play with a sondico

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@DeeneyLorcan I can promise you I wanted you to take an apprentice boy out but it’s totally random and we have no say

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An Apprentice Boy has killed Lorcan Deeney.
25 remain.
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Colour Me Bootiful has killed Them Girls From The Metro Toilets Video (Mind That?)
26 remain.
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Remember when I said yesterday’s double whammy was a one off? Well that was a lie. Not gonny lie to yous, 2.0 is a bit of a shambles. My confidence has been ruined since Dale relentlessly attacked me and my family with bricks and baseball bats. Anyways another 2 for 1 incoming