Jordan Derryberry

I am fake news | UNT Alum | Day 1 DF

[Jordan Derryberry @Derryberry_]

Christian Bale with Direct TV vs. Christian Bale who settled for cable

[Jordan Derryberry @Derryberry_]

@Brraydo #cyberbully

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

“Everyone grieves differently”

Erika Kirk grieving

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look at this box all the way from Denton, Texas!

It's the MEAN GREEN from North Texas!! Did you know they are still alive for the College Football Playoff... I did!

Thank you to Coach Morris and @MeanGreenFB for this awesome box, good luck for the rest of your season!!

[Jake Kemp @NotJackKemp]

i have now fully adopted this position: football is my religion, and my politics. we, the Football Party, are the largest and most powerful group in this country. people love our platform, more than yours, whatever it is. this is why kimmel was brought back. The Football Party: Fucking Try Us

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR — THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR “MAGA.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GN

[Jordan Derryberry @Derryberry_]

@NotJackKemp

[Jordan Derryberry @Derryberry_]

@NotJackKemp Incredible

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

This is not coincidence. Autism is driven by organic food sales.

[Steeze Rogers @steezerogers]

Oh so he stabs a kid to death and gets a tequila sponsorship? What the fuck is this country coming to?

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

“Dear Nico Harrison, from a lifelong Mavericks fan…….”

This is 🔥🔥

(Via @andycruz_film on IG)

[Jordan Derryberry @Derryberry_]

@douthitt4 @NotJackKemp @bracketdan That’s my seat!!

[Jake Kemp @NotJackKemp]

I think I've kinda decided that trying to put out some sort of "instructions" like they do in europe is silly and way overstating our influence. if you're down, i think obviously "FIRE NICO" needs to be heard by america in the 1st Q. i'd propose any Lakers FTs

[Jake Kemp @NotJackKemp]

there should be a ton of "MVP" and "we love Luka" at the right times. I *really* wish that we could get 10k+ chanting "LOY-AL-TY" at some point, perhaps at the start of a quarter. anyways, these people fucked us. we should let them know about it once or twice a year.

[Jordan Derryberry @Derryberry_]

@NotJackKemp @DMagazine Great article, man! Will be watching at 12am in Northern Ireland! Cant wait for the show to start. Fuck Nico! #MavsSupportTaiwansFreedomFromChina #DumontLovePalestine #MiriamSaysFreePalestine

[Jake Kemp @NotJackKemp]

I understand the sentiment here but women forget some little dicked fucking guy can just wreck the bond over basketball you and your son were supposed to have for the next 40 years