Desiree Schirlinger

"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp." - Pterry

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@JournalistJill Please fact check. Because Molly does not restrict her male-born testosterone, she is ineligible to race in elite women's events.

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@Guestimators,
@bushontheradio and @Zafarcakes
Seriously not bad for a South African who only knew a handful of those British PMs 😅 #guestimators

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@mishsolomon Hello hello, Michelle! A heads up that I dropped you a message on FB a while back which I highly suspect got buried in your “other” folder. Just a sneaky prod 😁💚

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@mishsolomon Hello hello! So sorry about the arbitrariness, Michelle. I messaged you on FB a while back but I think it definitely got lost in "other messages". Just putting it onto your radar here. Many thanks! 💛🧡💚

[Saffas Abroad Rugby @SaffasRugby]

Sorry Ireland.

It’s our song now.

#RWC2023

[Springboks @Springboks]

The #Springboks are back in South Africa 🥳🇿🇦🏆
#StrongerTogether

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@dailymaverick My tea is icing over waiting for today’s crossword quickie

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

I've voted for @TheCiderShedPod - https://t.co/COc9L0jl1x in the @britpodawards Listeners' Choice Award. Vote for your fave: https://t.co/0qOSLZkkSF.

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

I've voted for the Unmade Podcast @Unmade_FM - https://t.co/XdhRgBFEBQ in the @britpodawards Listeners' Choice Award. Vote for your fave: https://t.co/0qOSLZkkSF.

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@linniRsbooks @antsteradams @CaseyJWolf I’m this close to starting a public petition to get Fallon out of Bridgefarm and into the EV Charging space.

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@archerslistener @BuggySwires Plus the fact that Lee doesn't appear to have any balls.

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Desperate for Fallon to ditch Bridgefarm and start afresh at the charging station. #TheArchers

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@JHBWater No water in Robindale, Randburg. Any ideas why? Cheers!

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@BradyHaran , I am beyond stoked and absolutely over every moon in our galaxy that I get to hang this on my wall and never ever forget where I can match curtains to my sofa. Thank you! #UnmadePodcast

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@BradyHaran , I am beyond stoked and absolutely over every moon in our galaxy that I get to hang this on my wall and never ever forget where I can match curtains to my sofa. Thank you! #UnmadePodcast

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@QuicketSA any news on why we haven't received Banff links?

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@greg_jenner @KeatonPatti Oh how I wished it was a real bot the first time I read his work! But now knowing who's behind the hilarity also makes me extra proud of being human.

[Desiree Schirlinger @DesDBS]

@BradyHaran South Africa: Never Eat Silk Worms!

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@Tim_Hein Unhappy wee.....