Shake & Bake Ricky Bobby

Simply Put I Am The Grey Area. AAA FOREVER

[YSL @kodakszzn]

🆗

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Ten years that will live forever.

Thank you for everything, Pep 🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Hope everyone involved already in custody

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

You right on all three counts

[Grace (omo'badan) @ifetemini]

Baby girl, I’m typing this with love 🫣.

That your boyfriend? Ehen… he might not even be paying one single kobo of that rent!
While you’re thinking he’s the big boy house owner, he could actually be the official scout for the squad, sleeping on the couch like the smallest, least-ranking boy in the entire friendship circle.

And the most painful part? Those his friends might just be vacating the master bedroom for him only when you visit… all in the name of “men supporting men.”
E go shock you die! 😂😂

He might not be willing to send them out, not just for the reasons he mentioned.
Ask him which area he likes… and rent a place for him there yourself, abi how? 🤪🫣🏃‍♀️

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Simple, everywhere looks the same when you're in the middle of a desert.
The wind covers your footprints overnight also.

So in order for the travelers to not get lost, they sleep within the circle which serves as a compass, with their walking sticks pointing towards the direction they are headed, so once they wake up they continue in the direction the stick is pointing.

There might be other reasons but this is what a friend who once tried to enter Europe through the desert shared as an experience.

[James Bong @JamieButon]

You think colonizers were playing as midfielders

[Mu. @FutbolMuu]

damn we're at 951 now. ❤️

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Smoke your weed man. I'm sober and still thought the pipe was Rafiki 😭

[Geo 🦅 @CPFC_GEO]

Give the admin a raise 😭

[george @StokeyyG2]

I need a favour Sean.

[Keir @thefeniangmbno]

I’ve seen Griezemann in the flesh, that guy has a 6yard radius of space around him at all times. He’s one of the most gifted footballers that’s ever existed.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

[AnTOEnous @Migwebs]

You run from the spirit of contraception

[the infamous©️STAFFORD MVP @leedsnoinfidel]

Surely you’ve got one washed spell in the championship before retiring fella. Get your ass over to Watford

[K @StopThatXavii]

Number of games played in La liga

Maradona - 62
Vinicius - 206

not the flex you think it is

[Coach Arkan @FalseTenn]

Respect the False 9's physical and goalscoring demands.

A False 9 is not "half 9, half 10". A False 9 performs the full duties of a 9 and a 10 all at once.

Only the most technically gifted, goal-hungry and physically fit players can execute this role.

[👍🏽 @abz7i]

fernandinho was a unicorn profile man. he’s left a generation of fans thinking you can play 2 10’s ahead of the 6

[P @Oletrain]

"And I think one day, I think you will regret it"