Des McAnulty

Writing books under a Motherwell sun.
LIFE IS LOCAL
DEBUT NOVEL
PUBLISHED BY PDP PUBLISHING

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Madness to be starting Guéhi tonight after what happened to Ann Widdecombe, he must be in bits

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@batcountry1980 I love how Brydon always casually drops a ' aha!' When Coogan regails his serious Hollywood acting portfolio

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Schools closing because of a heat wave is this year's biggest ' Aye right ye are ' so far..

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Mind yon time Sean Bean played a transvestite in a Jimmy Mcgovarn adaptation and we all knew he was a man because he never claimed to be anything else?

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If last week was like staying up for the Bells, tonight's like staying up for the Exit polls in a General Election x

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'Get yer trunks, yer coming wif us' is the greatest thing ever said un the history of Rock n Rolll @Johnny_Marr

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Yes Scotland x

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@City_Xtra Put those two hands together!

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@Lord_Sugar 'Yon Suger's a pathetic wee fanny btw'
roughly translated as...

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@hicasamadim 84

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You would just think they were pure snobby salt and pepper shakers, how was @NicolaSturgeon supposed to know they were that ridiculous price?

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Think Murrell stole this boys shirt tae! #SNP #MURRELL

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@GeorgeFoulkes @JamTarts Like leaving The Netherton flute band for the Larkhall Orange & Purple District No. 41

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Iheanacho is tidy and tricky in the box , but lets face it, he runs like he's carrying two bags ay messages fae the motor.

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@RakoTuke That's me an England fan noo

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@GeorgeFoulkes @CelticFC @JamTarts ...and then you wake up with yer dick in yer hon

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@DPJHodges Celtic fans will never be forgiven by sad English wankers for suggesting they stick the coronation up there arse..

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@AllSaintsnews98 What tactical masterclass were Oxford Utd devising on the local park amongst the joggers and dog walkers?

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The last time I witnessed such anti Catholic rhetoric was when my dad tried to get a job in Motherwell Bridge..