Des Michael

I'm a mum, wife, sister, friend and avid football fan but not necessarily in that order!

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@delpieri Ceaser salad? I mean there’s loads - vegan breakfast with tzatziki and butter? Rocca instead of Rocket. Backed potato.

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@Arsenal owners proving how little they think of fans by strong arming them to renew tickets - if you choose a season ticket holiday, they won’t guarantee you’ll have seats together the following season. My cousin and I have been going together for 23 years #fansdontmatter

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I think Dominic Cummings is off Matt Hancock’s Christmas card list this year 😂😂.

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@TheLastLeg @alex_brooker Please for the love of God turn your video off - I cannot look at your face with THAT shirt!

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@AshleyBanjo Don’t normally retweet but what you guys did tonight has compelled me to do so. I’ve felt for a while that the message is being lost but you guys brought it right back to the forefront!

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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King Jr 🖤

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@georgecaroline3 I believe it’s if you have £16k of savings

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@SoccerAM did you notice Deyverson being shot during his celebration in the Europa league during the week?

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From the Tory Manifesto costings document

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#thelastleg is this ok?

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@IanWright0 I mean - I was in love with him before #imacelebrity but now I’m going to build a statue in my garden 😂😂

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@DaveMannifield @ShappiKhorsandi Someone from Pakistan is a Pakistani. Historically the abbreviated form of Pakistani has been used in a derogatory way to refer to all Asians whether from Pakistan or not. In my experience ignorant people use it to describe anyone who is remotely not “white”.

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@JamesRaulStokes I would refuse to make a 6.

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https://t.co/2gHWGDiZct @Trevornoah just went top of my list and it isn't a sympathy list

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They only went and did it! Win the Euros and he'll get the keys to the city 😂 @GarethSouthgate

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@theonlyst3l Do you work in a school?

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@theonlyst3l Me: happy Father's Day. Dad: ah - your finger is better. Me: huh? Dad: you didn't phone all weekend - I thought your finger is broken. Me: it's Sunday dad. I phoned you on Thursday. Dad: ah yes - I forgot.

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@theonlyst3l My favourite is "just because you shout louder doesn't make your point more valid"

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Just spent the best part of 2 hours making a vegan savoury tart. It is by far the most hideous thing I've ever made 😷

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@theonlyst3l That's my favourite. En na bao Goong grin na kamw renew do insurience