Des

Linguist & Author▫️Business Owner▫️From the river to the sea 🇵🇸

[Des @DesRay_B]

When they said Sasha Fierce is the name given to her by the Illuminati

What a time

[Pop Base @PopBase]

18 years ago today, Beyoncé released ‘I Am... Sasha Fierce.’

[big dick turner @negativedolls]

i couldnt predict any of these sentences

[Des @DesRay_B]

Didn't homeboy killed all the firstborns in Egypt in one night?

Lol

[𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔢 @saintedroses]

WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

[Des @DesRay_B]

The commitment we were looking for 👌🏾

[Olajide @subaru_demon]

Congratulations to me on my convocation🎉

B.A Religious Studies, University of Ibadan.

[Mpho🌸 @msmonakhisi]

The news reader is so real for this 😭😭😭😭.

The heatwave is back and worse. Please keep hydrated though I don’t know where you will get water

[Never Beating Those Allegations @nice_two]

Out of all my fave albums this year, A*POP still takes the cake.

Tyla tore!

[Lauren 🍉 @Laureasons_]

Me for the last two weeks defending every religion being attacked on this app.

[t. 🌷 @deartieho]

Tatjana Smith gets failed by Swimming SA, and she has a Dutch passport to fall back on.

Onthatile Zulu had to beg for hockey funding while R31m went on a FIFA World Cup trip. She has no Netherlands to switch to.

Same system failing both. Only one has an exit. 🇿🇦

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

When he’s telling a story and all of a sudden everybody non-binary

[Joshwelt @weltszznn]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’d block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me. 😭

[sheba dengese @Queen_Finxa]

She truly has the Midas touch of excrement

[Des @DesRay_B]

And since we are done with the "other" South Africans, I expect tribal discourse on my desk by Monday COB.

[Des @DesRay_B]

I swear CIA and Mossad don't even send their top hitters - any old rookie agent can come up with a stupid reason to sow discord and division in this country because of how gullible we are.

[Des @DesRay_B]

I swear CIA and Mossad don't even send their top hitters - any old rookie agent can come up with a stupid reason to sow discord and division in this country because of how gullible we are.

[Sabeeha Majid @SabeehaMajid]

there’s definitely some kind of paid campaign because last week halal food was a problem and this week Diwali treats are bewitched?

Some of you are really, really dense.

[A.O @PILLAY_CGLM]

Microwave for exactly 42 seconds while humming Kuch Kuch Hota Hai to break the curse. Enjoy.

[Chuene Kaapu 🌟✨ @Chuenzaa]

TYLA THANK YOU FOR DOUBLE BLIND.😭😭😭🙏

[... @Thulani_Dlamini]

But okes, there seems to be a clear rise in online content that is trying to sow disunity in South Africa on the basis of religion. We must absolutely push back against this kind of nonsense. We’ve been a multicultural and religiously diverse country for a very long time.

[A.O @PILLAY_CGLM]

It's too late my friend. You've been eating our satanic pentagrams of samoosas. You've already spiralled into the circles of Hell through our jalebi. That lamb curry you scooped up with the naan? No easy way to say this...but that was the lamb of God. We own your soul.

[Des @DesRay_B]

I’m very trigger happy at the beginning of the year when I sign my daughter up for all these extramurals only to cry at the end when their yearend functions are on top of each other.

Have to schedule in gymnastics carnival in the morning and a violin recital in the afternoon. 🫠