des

i need a nap

[the sun’s daughter🌞 @ephrata]

I can’t be the only person rn who is having trouble digesting any pop culture or normal material. Business as usual content is not sitting well with me at all.

[des @DesVhaa]

you know you’re an adult when you agree more with allies parents than Allie and Noah in the notebook

this sucks who signed me up for this

[des @DesVhaa]

my 18 yr old future sister in law made a fb page and invited me and 4 other people to it and this is her first post I’m dying this is so funny

[des @DesVhaa]

@kresscentvhaa describing someone who is older

“Well she doesn’t have any colored hair anymore”

wut lol

[des @DesVhaa]

@lexi_mulcahy for president

[des @DesVhaa]

At graduation the guy pronounced my last name “vee-haw”

I want my money back lol

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Breaking news ❄️

[des @DesVhaa]

Campus: sorry meter parking limit is only 45 mins!!!

Me:

Campus: here - 50 min class for you!

Me:

Campus police waiting until the meter is up to write me a ticket while I’m in class for the next 5 mins:

[des @DesVhaa]

@Oldmattdonald22 “I have a connection with Sydney but Bri is a super model” *picks bri*

Me: men are trash

*bri breaks up with matt*

Me: all is right in the world again

#boybye #BachelorInParadise

[des @DesVhaa]

@lovelykliskiss GIRL... I know🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[des @DesVhaa]

I was training this girl and I’m reading her the list of rules/things to remember and she literally goes “I don’t need you to read it to me, I have an bachelors degree”

girl I’m going to law school but here we are... SERVING AT A RESTAURANT

[des @DesVhaa]

Kresscent and I were looking at foundation and this older lady comes up to us and says “oh you girls are so beautiful you don’t need any of that stuff.” Ok bye crying 🥺

[des @DesVhaa]

@dezireekoenig I’m embarrassed already

[des @DesVhaa]

Who said it was ok to put me and @dezireekoenig on blast

[des @DesVhaa]

@kari_mattmiller Thank you. A true American hero

[des @DesVhaa]

I was really drunk when I tweeted this so it doesn’t make sense but still sad about it

[des @DesVhaa]

We had a flat tire today & because people in MN would literally give me their life to change my flat but ppl in FL didn’t and I got sad : (