DesmXxond

Hey, I'm just another face in the crowd, feel free to overlook. :)

[DesmXxond @DesXxmond]

@hicasamadim 3x3-4
Or
9+7+7
So, 23.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

i still do this

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

Now that’s a woman for whom a man would go against the whole world ❤️

[「 VEX | VTUBER | 🩸🛸 | 🔞 」 @vexmlk]

CANCER COULDN'T DEFEAT ME.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[ironmouse🇵🇷😈💖 @ironmouse]

HELLO HUMANS 😈💖

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Service Dog alerts owner of an episode before she knows it

Sound on

📹 Serviceaussiebailey

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[Guhan @TheDogeVampire]

The reaction of the instructor gets me every time 😂

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW!

To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post!

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[DesmXxond @DesXxmond]

@OfflineTV @secretlabchairs @scarra 13 spins

[DesmXxond @DesXxmond]

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[jxke @jakemorell]

“close the borders, we’re tired of felons walking into this country”

motherfucker you just elected one as the goddamn president of the united states of america

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Gee, isn't THAT fucking weird?

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Just woke up and saw the news... I really thought she had it. Can't believe people would rather vote for a talking blistered hemorrhoid

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

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[DesmXxond @DesXxmond]

@assassinscreed 🦅 Long time Assassins Creed fan, PC. 🦅

[ironmouse🇵🇷😈💖 @ironmouse]

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Hi I would love to have you on my vtuber talk show Speak of the Devil @VancityReynolds