Ginger Grant

Data Raconteur and Microsoft Data Platform MVP

[Darling Data @erikdarlingdata]

I inherited a stored procedure today.
The first comment says TODO fix before 2009.
There is a GOTO in it.
This is not a joke. It is a cry for help.
So is my #PASSDataSummit West precon: T-SQL That Doesn't Suck.

https://t.co/RPJAul8rZu

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

Monday Nov 9th I'm giving a full-day workshop on #microsoftFabric and #AI
Registration is limited https://t.co/FHAPXkDvKE
Chat GPT thinks I'd be good at this
@PASSDataSummit

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@CFDevelop There is no AI for children perhaps because companies do not want to be sued for impairing the cognitive development of children. Here's one of 1000s of studies
https://t.co/GAtpik6bgt

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@CFDevelop @aiexplorations Surely you are aware of the many studies such as this one
https://t.co/2V0Gxg1YAo

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@CFDevelop @PalmBeachCST Studies are showing that the more electronics kids use the larger the drop in IQ is. So sure, have your kids on all the electronics and AI. The kids that don't will be the smart ones in charge.

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@MladenPrajdic @CFDevelop 100% Keep your kids off AI. They need to learn how to think.

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@AndyLeonard @Microsoft That is also classic

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@steveendow I am only thinking of replies out of context and laughing

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@MladenPrajdic I remember when I had the chance to grow up and use a real database. So happy to have left access and it's data corruption in the dust. Time to move on and use a real database if you care what you are storing

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@kurtbuhler @maxanatsko This is inspiring. I am definitely going to be investigating it. I hope you do a right up somewhere on it as I am interested in how you did this.

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@hackdba ok. This is epic. I am definitely going to using this epic hack

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@Richie4love No problem. Please DM me if you want to talk more about it

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@benrebooted @RunAsRadio I plan on watching the trees next time I am in Australia so that I don't get attacked my the infamous savage drop bears.

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@ehansalytics Here's your song
https://t.co/Ux3wrqxcqR

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@GFritchey Damn that's a shame. I really want to go see them while they are there too.

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@GFritchey So where does your wife want to go today?

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

@ehansalytics If you used small fonts with lot of text and a dark background I think you use Ai. It's the em dash of PowerPoint

[Ginger Grant @DesertIsleSQL]

Note to speakers: AI generated slides tend to use small font sizes. In a big room don't present font sizes smaller than 20 if you want people to read it