Desi Kung Fu Panda

There is no secret ingredient. Ex-Ray | Ex-tra Ordinary

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

Why call it Metaverse when the apt name is “AI च्या गावात“!?

#GenAI #आईगं #आयलासचिन?

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

Loved watching this even as an adult.

Feel free to use the template and fill it in with your favourite characters.

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

If you feel like your attention span is dying, read this.

The science of why we scroll is terrifying.

[TheMacroPlay @TheMacroPlay]

Trap 1: The Zeigarnik Effect

The brain hates unfinished tasks. This effect keeps your mind in "cognitive tension" until a task is done.

Since the feed never ends, your brain never gets a "complete" signal.

The Fix: Manually "close the loop" by deciding to read only 5 posts.

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

Spoke to your customer care and was told it takes 5-7 days. If that’s the case, why does your website promise delivery in 2 days? This is blatant false advertising. @SymphonyLimited, I need a clear ETA or a full refund immediately.

Cc: @jagograhakjago

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

Absolutely unacceptable @SymphonyLimited! 😡 Ordered from your website on 26 April as it promised delivery by the 28th. Why show false timelines? It’s not even picked up from Hyderabad!

What’s the ETA? Refund me NOW so I can buy locally.

#Symphony #ConsumerCare #AchalBakeri

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

The point about looking wider instead of working harder is a tough pill to swallow, but probably the most necessary one.

[TheMacroPlay @TheMacroPlay]

On Perspective 5/

When hard work yields no results, the answer isn't to work harder—it's to look wider.

Expanding your field of vision slows down the game. It reveals opportunities that you were literally too narrow-minded to see while your head was down in the grind.

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

@viditchess

[Vidit Gujrathi @viditchess]

Wasted 15mins trying to git push, figuring out what I am doing wrong, only to eventually realize github is facing server issues.

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

@ashwindoke @ThatsAarthi Doke..viral! 👏🏼

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

no one does transitions like park chan-wook

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

“विमल में गुलिस्तां के ये कुछ लजीज फरिश्ते…”

WTF dialogue for a paan masala product ad!

बोलो जुबान केसरी 😛

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

@anishgiri https://t.co/qg9IdUlYvd

I had already shared my response with some encoding ;)

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

@anishgiri It’s such a great coincidence that I am there for a night. Let me check if “Geoguessr” is actually a word in the world’s most favourite dictionary 😉
I hope I get a chance to click a couple of pics with you tomorrow.

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

@anishgiri It’s such a great coincidence that I am there for a night. Let me check if “Geoguessr” is actually a word in the world’s most favourite dictionary 😉
I hope I get a chance to click a couple of pics with you tomorrow.

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

अपना जिना..तो जिना ऽऽ
टेशन मे..टेशन मे..
टेशन मे..टेशन मे 🎶🎵

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

@nurijanian @UnrollThread

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

@sham_chandak 🙏🏼😅

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

……. pagli, pyar ho jayega!!
#AFGvENG

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

@anishgiri @tatasteelchess Someone could’ve been a co-champion in 2021. Alas!

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

To make their existence and thus, words, meaningful, what do consonants say to vowels?
..
..
🎶 "Bardasht nahi kar sakta,
ab dur nahi reh sakta ek din,
Tere bin.. AEIO.
AEIO…AEIO!" 🎵

#ConsonantConfessions

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

❄️Winter: cozy inside.

☀️Summer: better indoors than in the sun.

🌧️Rainy season: why even step out?

So why do we humans insist on traveling at every chance?

Meanwhile, old cavemen who struggled to find a cave must be crying!

#StayHome
#NewYearGoals

[Desi Kung Fu Panda @DesiKungFuPanda]

While most tailors around here take a whole day for a simple stitch, there's one who gets it done in an hour.

I've saved his contact as 'Tailor Swift'

👔✂️ #FastFashion #TailorSwift