Sarah McNamara

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

Thank you to the Waste Services Management Team for rearranging a missed bin collection within 3 hours!
@yourcroydon

[EmmaCruises ⚓️ @emmacruises]

I’m on a cruise, WHICH THEY’VE JUST CANCELLED and we have to get off in the morning!! What on earth. 🤣🤣

This is a first. Onboard Ambassador Ambience. The problems with the lifeboats and they can’t fix it. 🤯😂

This will be an interesting video, watch this space. 😅❤️

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

We’re disappointed, @PapaJohnsUK: please make sure ALL your staff are aware of the #ENDCHILDFOODPOVERTY scheme fought by @MarcusRashford. Made to feel pretty stupid and then told they weren’t participating.

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

Thousands of children face going hungry at school when the Government stops providing #FreeSchoolMeals to children from migrant families. Ask the Education Secretary to change course. @childrensociety #ALifelineForAll https://t.co/LsQ4L7eRea

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

I've added my name to a massive thank you card to our brave NHS workers. Will you add your name today? https://t.co/OuFdCxQQId

[Sr Miriam McNulty @BirgitteUna]

Great to know that the Our Father takes roughly 20 secs to say. I love the idea of praying this every time I wash my hands. It seems very fitting.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Sadly I now realise that my career-ending event will be a fight I start in the security check at an airport, by muttering passively-aggressively at someone who hasn’t moved their tray all the way to the end, DESPITE ALL THE SIGNS TELLING THEM TO WHAT DID YOUR LAST SERVANT DIE OF

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

@SMASEY 7 but this is how my kids are learning it!

[Fergus Butler-Gallie @_F_B_G_]

I have a long and boring train journey ahead of me today so here's a thread of post Reformation Archbishops of Canterbury as crisps:

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

#invested #Beavers #scouts #proudmummymoment https://t.co/bZEKRhF5bA

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

@addvillra Sorry to trouble you with this, but I picked up a post on Facebook earlier about the *new house* on Spout Hill.
Apparently, they had about 10 cars parked on the hill and obviously there were concerns for safety.
What can we do?

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

Okay, so that’s exactly what they would have said. They WERE miracles, preordained, amazing things that people cannot explain or entertain. Is there a point to this post, even though it is very funny? https://t.co/f4HKIsS1y2

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

Just voted #localelections @ St Mary The Blessed… https://t.co/VDvrMrXH5K

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

#celebration #children #party #games #food #fun @ St Mary The Blessed Virgin, Addington https://t.co/QHEjsVdJqN

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

Please sign & RT this petition, it means a lot to me: https://t.co/1hXtWeQp9U via @38_degrees

[Michelle Edmonds @MichelleEdmond5]

Celebrating with John and Shelley married at St Leonard’s, Chelsham today and there was snow!

[St Mary's Addington @addingtonstmary]

Come to our Crib Festival at St Mary's: Saturday 2nd & Sunday 3rd December. Craft, refreshments & activities for all the family. Only £1. Children free!

[Sarah McNamara @Design5Penguin]

Have you got royal blood, Broomfreys? See the resemblance?… https://t.co/IVLo1Ilf8N

[THINK! Road Safety @THINKgovuk]

You miss 100ft of road glancing down at your phone for just a couple of seconds! #PinkKitten