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Grumpier and older by the day, had a vintage bio till some twatnugget stole my account for 7 hours to promote his gayOF.

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

#RIP

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

Is Pam Oliver the Dick Vitale of the NFL? That poor woman needs to retire.

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

What the fuck did they do to @hotpockets ?
First off they no longer give you the crisping/carry sleeve. But I just cooked this damn thing in the toaster oven for 12 mins and it is still cold in the middle. What happened to 2min til blistering hot HotPockets?

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

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[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

Spooky SZN https://t.co/C5RFO81F06

[Samurai Apocalypse @HeatherIsUnsane]

Best one yet 🤣

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

She calls my penis Mr. Gorbachev because I'm tearing down the walls.

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

Bring back the #BigArch @McDonalds

[Jeff “Bag God” Diebler @gooner4L6769]

is this rizz? #LANK

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

My my would you look at the time...

[Tori WTF @ItsToriWtf]

I wanna get baja blasted at Adult Taco Bell.

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

Things never change

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

Kevin Riley fucked yo bitch

[James Stewart ☝️ @IAmJamesStewart]

Need one of these for next summer

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

This and a toyota hilux

(herlastsightband on insta)

[Ünçlë Ż 🛸 @DesignJives]

@Arbys
#Cheesesteak

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