Design Web Jae

Journalist, Artist, Comic ,Health Advocate, Event Organizer, Doer, Maker & chill expert from the depths of Baltimore transplanted into the heart of Louisville

[Design Web Jae @DesignWebJae]

@funambulator @WFPLNews I have nightmares about personal content getting posted to an account I run. Like a no pants in school nightmare but instead of the school laughing it's the world. #pressure #girlboss #bigsame #hashtagsaredumb

[Jecorey Arthur @jecoreyarthur]

Please don't devalue human life by saying Kentucky has "only" had four COVID-19 deaths. These deaths could have been your mother, father, brother, sister, son, daughter, husband, wife, etc. We have to keep fighting for each other. #TeamKentucky ❤️

[Jecorey Arthur @jecoreyarthur]

PLEASE read, then help us do something about it.

CALL Sherri Maddox and ask that she postpones moving these seniors. This is a very dangerous project and puts them at even more risk.

502-254-4200

[Design Web Jae @DesignWebJae]

I've titled my Netflix stand up comedy special, "Ok, I'll tell you, but promise you won't laugh." which is how I should probably preface everything I say. #promiseyouwontlaugh

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This! https://t.co/2keYmCj5aP

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I'm so luck to have a partner who still loves me after all this tiger balm.
#smellywifehappylife

[Design Web Jae @DesignWebJae]

Are you currently using a treadmill to hang your clothes?
Want to rehome it for a bit?
I would like to borrow it for... "until-I-lose-my-motivation" number of weeks.

[Design Web Jae @DesignWebJae]

Watching Seinfeld terrorize other comedians in old cars is actually pretty great.

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So, this is the first year we all got a flu shot and it is also, now, round 3 for the flu in this house. Should I have specifically requested the "anti-flu" shot? #WhatAmIDoingWrongHere

[Design Web Jae @DesignWebJae]

I've never tried to make a joke about an unvaccinated baby, but I could give it a shot.

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TFG is always a favorite. So excited for the new art bar. ♥️♥️♥️

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Awe, I love this place. Such good sandwiches and so reasonable.

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This. I would gladly donate to this. https://t.co/wjeRqZFzep

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My 17lb fully adult house puma makes biscuits and nurses big gross wet spots on my pillow that smell like old-man-cat fish-breath. #smellycat #notmypillow

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Doodles I make when I’m waiting for files to process.

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Should I have a marmite themed birthday?

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Q. What kind of bees give milk.

A. Boo bees 👻

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Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A: Ba-na-na-na 🎹

[Design Web Jae @DesignWebJae]

What did the Bass say when it swam into a wall?
"Dam."
What did the dam say back?
"Dumb Bass." 🐟

[Design Web Jae @DesignWebJae]

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made out of?

Denim-denim-denim...