Statman

Developer | Designer | Chels | Messi | Science and psychology | Metaeus Maximus | i love creating

[Statman @DesignbyStatman]

It's so obvious you started watching football 2020

[Frnk @MC_frnk]

Show me a goal from Kante like this and I’ll deactivate

[Korede kimmich 🍫🪖🪖 @spartankimmich]

"Olise is at Ronaldo's level"
Nah Perez talk am oo ,no be me oo

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

#Ad

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Chai… @frank_ikemefune dey yarn sha!! 🔥💯

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Statman @DesignbyStatman]

If you know how to make $1k to $10k in a space of two weeks

You won't post it on X, y'all spoiling this app with slops wtf is wrong with everyone

Nah so Elon dey pay reach?

[Iamveektoria.base.eth 🙂‍↔️🌳 ✠ @iamveektoria_]

This is how to make your first $1,000 to $10,000 from the 2026 World Cup using Claude AI.

The tournament starts June 11

Bookmark and read this strategy carefully 👇

[𝒢𑄺💕(kowope) @_beccaish]

Once you don clock religious BS you go dey pity the the others

[Statman @DesignbyStatman]

@the_Lawrenz @ParisMatch He's a dictator

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Every World Cup has that one completely random striker who turns into prime Ronaldo Nazário for exactly two weeks, has a great tournament, signs a £60M contract with a top club, and then disappears from football forever.
I wonder who it's going to be this month

[Statman @DesignbyStatman]

@deancdavies I'm available for work Dean, thanks for the opportunity!💪

https://t.co/RsaMbbsy3o

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

#FIFAWorldCup-winning No. 9s 🤩

9 days to go...

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

"We have platformed."

And that right there is where your problem starts. You still believe that YOU platformed Peller and his fellow creatures of the Nigerian brainrot swamp. Let me break the news to you:

THE. ALGORITHMS. ARE. BLACK. BOXES.

You do NOT know what goes into them and how they work. That story you heard that "the algorithm only shows you more of what you engage with" is a completely false statement, right up there with "crypto is decentralised and outside the state's control."

People have actually tried to take the platforms to court to open up their algorithms to public scrutiny, and the US court ruling which you can Google and read by yourself said that THE ALGORITHMS ARE PROPRIETARY. In other words, they are protected by IP law and you legally are not allowed to know how they actually work!

You did not platform any of these people! White guys in Silicon Valley did! You are not the one "making stupid people famous". Larry Ellison, Elon Musk, Sergey Brin and Mark Zuckerberg are the ones deciding who becomes famous in your society.

That is exactly why western social media platforms are banned in China and Russia - they want to retain the power to determine their own internal conversation. And by the way, China was accused of using TikTok to engineer US society the same way, which is why TikTok USA was forced to sell a controlling stake to Larry Ellison.

Stop misdiagnosing your problem, which is lack of sovereignty. "Nigerians are stupid and like stupid things" is not an intelligent explanation of how the world works! Only a simple minded person takes everything at face value even when superior information is so readily available.

[OLA ⏳ @A_kinola02]

Why do I need 120 minutes when I already dealt with them in 45? 😭😂,Just shut up, bro.

[GBEMISOLA CFC💙 @QUEENOFDBLUES1]

The most shameless thing to do is to try and banter Chelsea with ball possession % against Barcelona in 2012 UCL S/F game.

Are you sure you've really been watching football before 2012 or you just went to pick the stats to use as banter material?

That Barcelona's team was the greatest at that time in the world with players like Lionel Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Dani Alves, etc.

It was in their home with John Terry picking up a Red Card ♦️ against Alexis Sanchez in the 37 minutes.

They went on to lead Chelsea with 2 goals but a baby fan like you wouldn't know the legendary stuff Lampard, Mikel Obi, Ramires, Juan Mata, Petr Cech, Fernando Torres and co pulled off to bring the game back to 2-2 and knock Barcelona out.

It was recorded as the greatest comeback in UCL history.

Arsenal have never in their history pulled off such a comeback in UCL.

Dear in UCL, Chelsea is not your faacking mate.

#UCL #PSGASR

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

✨🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia is the 2025/26 UEFA Champions League Player of the Season 🙌

#UCL

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Adolf Hütter is the new Frankfurt head coach!

[SHAYEE 𒀭 @tier_1st]

Unai Emery: 7 Europa League finals, only 1 defeat.

Luis Enrique: 14 finals, only 1 defeat.

Both managers suffered their only final defeat against this club.

[Kwabena Boat 🇬🇭 @kwabenaboatman]

10x better than both of them but timing is everything in football.

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷 @NurseLekan]

“Same with chelsea”

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

*second hardest

Enzo Maresca's Chelsea is number 1

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We probably deserve another red card for that last post! But in all seriousness, congratulations to @Arsenal on winning the Premier League and a great run in the Champions League.

Looking forward to picking up the battle again with you next season.