Snarky Designer

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[Sandy Philpott @OolieGirl]

If I never see another red sequin in my life, it'll be too soon. And I think the janitors agree. #costumerproblems #worsethanglitter

[Snarky Designer @DesignerSnarky]

Next Friday means next week. This Friday means this week. Get it straight. #costumerproblems

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@SmrtAss_Costume Omg. Wtf. Like no one said you could have it either

[Costumers Anonymous @costume_ninjas]

I would give my left hand to make a garment out of ANYTHING but spandex... #balletlife #costumeshop

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I'm. In. Glove. Making. Hell. #costumerproblems #designerproblems

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"I just ordered this panties and want to make sure there are rhinestones on it. I'm not sure what unstoned means." Um. It means you ordered it without rhinestones. #designerproblems #customerproblems

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Omg. I made those panties 3 times. I pray they are right when they get there #costumerproblems

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If I buy two do I get a discount? #no

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Client asks for item in gold. Shows item. Client but will it work? Then asks if I make another item shown in my store. Are you an idiot?

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Can you make it just like you already make it but cheaper since it's for Halloween? NO

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Fuuuuck you larger brand for stealing my design and having more followers. Fuuuuck you fuck you

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Yes it's clearly impossible to get your item to you by 10/6 which is 10 days away and we take the post only by horse

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Taking couture techniques and these bitches don't know how to hand stitch? This is news?? #costumerproblems

[Snarky Designer @DesignerSnarky]

Oh. You owe me $500 but can't pay me because your festival cancelled and you got your plane refunded? Hmmm so pay me some with that plane $$

[Snarky Designer @DesignerSnarky]

Oh so you don't like the color you selected and confirmed? #costumerproblems

[Snarky Designer @DesignerSnarky]

If I FaceTime fabric in a consult that's what you get. If you send me wrong measurements & doesn't fit, your fault! #designerproblems