Amanda Farris

Email Marketer. Mom. Technology Geek. Apple Fan-Girl.

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Let’s get this straight…Not all @CocaCola tastes the same!

1 - @McDonalds Coke
2 - All other fountain Cokes
3 - Can
4 - Glass bottle
5 - Bottle

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Me trying to watch @Lost_on_ABC on @hulu while it is down. #WhatDoIDoNow?

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Should we revive this thing? #itsbeenaminute

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Yay for long weekends that jack up my whole sleep schedule!

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Come now @hulu, I feel personally attacked. Don’t be @netflix. #yesimhere #QuarantineLife #whocaresifinap

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

So much for a flexible cancellation due to #COVID...I’m going on my 5th call since 5/29 with @United and STILL don’t have my refund. #neverflyingunitedagain

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

I’m a #Samoa and #smores girl myself 🍪 😋

[Girl Scouts of Eastern Oklahoma @GSEastOK]

Which cookies do you wish you were stuck at home with?! Don't see your favorite listed?? sound off below...🍪🍪🍪Want those cookies sent to your doorstep? Just like the post and select or comment your cookie of choice and we will select a winner on 5/8. #giveaway #giveaways

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

@m10penny @LewisCapaldi Love this!

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Super fun: burping during a meeting and not even realizing it

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

I have found the ultimate in parent lies. I must admit...I’ve said something like this #onceortwice

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

@DaveTheAlbino I don’t let anyone trick or treat at my house #lightsoff

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Me creeping on Facebook - go to open a profile pic but accidentally watch story 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

“It’s my dream Deborah!”

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

“as per my previous email”
- weirdly formal
- passive aggressive
- might not get a reply

“if you’d used your fuckin eyes, Geoff”
- shows a passion for biology
- informal, first name terms
- even better if their name isn’t Geoff

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

@m10penny I’m awake working

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Uncertainty is like gasoline for anxiety while you’re holding a match.

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

EMP: It wouldn’t be a party without jets!

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Lively debate about the #OxfordComma with people who still double space after a period.

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Staying at @TulsasCasino tonight and the person in the next room is sleeping with the tv on...LOUD. Why 😫

[Amanda Farris @DesigningMommy]

Getting excited for @WizardWorld this Saturday so I can hug #JasonMomoa and there will be photographic evidence! #STOKED