DeSimone Stories

Author - Robert DeSimone Jr.

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Hello #writers & #readers,

In an effort to avoid spreading myself thin, I'll be focusing my social media posts to mostly Instagram.

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Do you guys have any good comic book recommendations?

My recent comic book recommendation - Dceased: Unkillables.

#comicbooks #books #BookRecommendations

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Happy #Thanksgiving and enjoy the carnage of #BlackFriday.

Black Friday Book Deals:
-Siege (ebook) will be on sale for $1.99 (Previously $3.99) - https://t.co/lwnWZYf20Q
-Corporal (ebook) is completely FREE (Previously $0.99) - https://t.co/4QPv7XJ87T

#amazondeals #ebooks

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Mad World poster from my book event on Wednesday 11/16. More events to come.

Check out Mad World: A Satirical Comedy on Amazon.
https://t.co/jn5wDlAk8a

#books #ebooks #author #writer #madworld #booksevents #booksigning

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Mad World: A Satirical Comedy is now available on Amazon for $2.99. Link:
https://t.co/jn5wDlStmi

Synopsis:
Five incompetent train robbers go on the run after accidentally robbing a train that belongs to Death.

#madworld #books #Amazon #Comedy #western #novella #ebooks #cheap

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#coleminer #madworld #comedy #western #amazon #books #booktok #novella #quickreads #satiricalcomedy #ragdolls

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Cole Miner is a train robber with a heart of gold. When he's not being completely oblivious to danger or panicking in the face of adversity, he's a crack shot with his revolver. Few choose to take up arms against a gunslinger like Cole... until he accidentally robs Death.

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#casanova #Maverick #casanovamaverick #madworld #comedy #western #amazon #books #booktok #novella #quickreads #satiricalcomedy #ragdolls

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Casanova Maverick is a handsome bandit who'd sell his brother out for the right price... which he did. He'll make you feel good about it as he's robbing you blind. The ladies love him almost as much as he loves himself. But he's not ashamed because there's no shame in the game.

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@reshamkarfa If self-publishing, keep track of your expenses and profits.

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#crummycarl #madworld #comedy #western #amazon #books #booktok #novella #quickreads #satiricalcomedy #ragdolls

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Crummy Carl is a drunk, homeless, incontinent bandit with a penchant for cheating at hide-and-seek. Despite his faults, he is also completely unreliable but inadvertently becomes quite knowledgeable about The Shade, an afterlife-like realm where the bandits don't want to go.

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Random thought #47: Anyone ever notice that people under 25 don't know what Sweet'N Low is? 🤔

#randomthoughtsthursday

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#comedy #western #amazon #books #booktok #novella #quickreads #satiricalcomedy #ragdolls

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Mad World: A Comedy.

Jugs is a sensitive and thoughtful ragdoll mixed up in the wrong profession who is loyal to a fault. While he is a licensed beautician with romantic fantasies that only sissies dream of, he has only ever known a life of train-robbing.
#jugs #madworld #comedy

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Mad World: A Comedy

Stabby is an unhinged stabbing machine with a penchant for getting into tussles with Titanoboas, krakens, and Death himself. Stabby lost his mind after being locked away in a psych hospital for 6 months back when being short was considered a mental illness.

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Chapter 1 of upcoming novella Mad World: A Comedy is free to all of my newsletter subscribers. If you want the free giveaway just subscribe at https://t.co/gYYd4ocdAF and I'll send you the first chapter.

#freegiveaway #madworld #Comedy #western #books #amazon #novella

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#horrorbooks #Halloween #HorrorCommunity #midnightknock #kindlevella #amazon

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Episodes 3 & 4: The Scripture - Part 1 & 2 from Midnight Knock - A Horror Anthology is now available on Kindle Vella: https://t.co/8DtYZhXJgc

In 'The Scripture', four men from a Medieval religious village are hunted through the forest by three mysterious robed figures.

#horror