~Damon Salvatore~

That`s for me to know and for you ...
#TVDRP #Parody

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

Damon Salvatore

~Descriptive/mature
~Sarcastic, grumpy, daydrinking ass
~#Single, not actively looking
~D-Twin @DaringImmortal
~Hero-Haired Brother @HellionsRipper
~#Semiactive
~#Passion
#RT ?

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

@KatGraham https://t.co/VcLQCeFtrk
Got me tears in my eyes

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

Only two possibilities when you're hitting on my nerves: Snapping your neck or blocking your annoying face.
Bye, bye!

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

//Like, seriously?!
One definite turnoff ist to go straight to your pinned tweet and reply which you're not supposed to.
Not going to play that pity game.
Also, this Damon is going to stay single.

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

Thank you! I wish you the same Rascal

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

@foofighters @IDaysMilano @rockinriolisboa @FESTIVALDENIMES Thank you!!!! I'll be there June 8th 21 in Berlin!

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

*Shaking his head in amusement, he chuckled*
Of course, of course! I'm sure you've already forgotten about her, wait: wait, who's Sarcasmic? Nevermind! I'm pretty sure you'll find another one easily to piss you off, before you even know it!

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

*Surprised of the rare moment, Dark snickering as he did, he arched his brow*
You did send her to the happy hunting ground? Seriously? But damn, you're going to miss her won't you? Who else should hit on your nerves now?

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

She's a handful, I know. But hey, it's been always entertaining.
Like watching the Mikaelsons dagger themselves.

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

You can

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

I'd appreciate it. Hearing from you is very welcome. I'll keep my best Bourbon ready for you.

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

Thank you for that one Dark.

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

Let's find out if I know
*He gave a mysterious wink before taking a better look at the gift she got him. A big smile flashing while pouring them a whiskey*
This is amazing Kat! Thank you! Time for getting wasted together

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

#HappyValentineDay to my certain someone @DesiredSurvivor
Would you actually be my #Valentine?

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

Thank you for the #MCM
I'm glad you eventually realized I'm the better brother. But be aware : I can be a handful as well

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

#WCW goes out to this Lady, who has never lost her effect on me - @DesiredSurvivor

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

I knew one day you'd eventually admit that I'm sexier than Stefan
*He smirked, reaching out to grab her hand, pulling her closer to his chest*
You're definitely the sexiest Doppelganger Katherine.

[~Damon Salvatore~ @DesirablePoison]

If it's about drinking with an old pain in the ass *clear blue eyes pointing at his Twin*, then I might show off more often. Can't let you drink on your own and i gotta have an eye on my ripper brother.