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[rhine @thaRhine]

why arent mixed asians called combinasians

[tasman @lildorothy_]

we need a slur for people who are always coughing

[j.a. @hoIysaintwest]

Never seen someone laugh dick first

[Mello @onlydorahx]

Eu sou o motivo das pessoas precisarem de película privacidade

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

petplay except you euthanize me

[(Jack) @oomfsucks]

Moved into a dirty apartment & it’s got me cleaning places that have never been clunt

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

I work 40 hours straight you work 40 hours gay we are not the same

[tripplequestionmark. @25262762sS4xy]

ignoring my fathers ragebait bc i have an upcoming request

[𝓓𝓻. 𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝓸𝓯 🍽️𝓽𝔀𝓽 @skinanach]

when you've been over eating for days and you actually gain weight

[diva @divaagurlxw]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[💋Jaelthefirst_ @Big_JaeL16]

I tried laughing like a lady but there’s this hyena inside of me

[nsimbi yakdala. @olwethuasf]

working hard to give my baby everything she wants (I’m the baby)

[BESO🍤 @dlttjhr]

Took my adhd medication and now I’m under everyones story like this

[𐙚 @blythedollbaby]

i have a wife kink where you marry me and i am now your wife

[‏ًً @by__janita]

tener que ponerse un sostén porque llegaron visitas de repente

[ss @sugussy3]

defending the random girl on street my parents insulted

[nonee @hchigatsu]

not to sound stereotypically canadian but i fucking love poutine and i genuinely can’t see my life without it