—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ

“I ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏғғᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ғ ᴜ ᴄ ᴋ ᴇ ᴅ.” || A Pʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ Hᴇʟʟ || 40 Lᴇɢɪᴏɴs Sᴛʀᴏɴɢ || Sᴀᴛᴀɴ's ʙɪᴛᴄʜ || ᴍᴠ/ᴍs || #TᴏᴜɢʜLᴏᴠᴇ

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

“Sᴏ. . .ᴡʜᴏ's ʟɪғᴇ ᴀᴍ I ʀᴜɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ?”

—† A Pʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ Hᴇʟʟ
—† Cʜʀɪsᴛɪᴀɴ Dᴇᴍᴏɴᴏʟᴏɢʏ
—† Sᴀᴛᴀɴ's Bɪᴛᴄʜ
—† Gᴀʏ ᴀs ｈｅｌｌ
—† Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
—† #TᴏᴜɢʜLᴏᴠᴇ
—† ʀᴛ?

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

Malphas is,,, not having a good time.

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

Good. Because he'd be a bit sad otherwise.

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

How else were they supposed to make a kid?

But Asmo doesn't seem to be complaining about Mal being a pervert.

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

Not wrong, though.

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

Like Asmo's dick—

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

. . .what kind of analogy mixed innuendo. . .

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

Then why'd he ask for cream?

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

No whipped cream for Asmo then.

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

"Jedidiah smacked me with whipped cream earlier so... There's that."

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

He is happier with Asmo.

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

|| hey Twitter? Hi, yes, it'd be real fucking awesome if you fucking notified me when I had a goddamn notification of any kind

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

False.

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

@KlNGOFTHENINES He chuckled and flipped through the book, humming softly. "Should we make chocolate chip? Sugar cookies?" He looked to Jedidiah. "What do you think we should make daddy?"

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

@KlNGOFTHENINES "Mhm. Daddy. He's done such a good job I believe he deserves a little surprise, don't you?" He snapped his fingers and a cook book appeared. "Why don't we make some cookies for daddy?"

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

uwu

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

@KlNGOFTHENINES Malphas smiled wide in return and nuzzled their noses together. "Gone, my sweetheart." He loved his boys. "What do you say to surprising daddy when he returns, hm?"

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

His baby doesn't hurt anymore.
His husband doesn't hate him.

All is right in his world.

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

@KlNGOFTHENINES He nodded and smiled a bit. "Pain is all gone. You've still got your teeth but mommy made them stop hurting you."

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

@KlNGOFTHENINES He didn't like making Jedidiah do things he didn't like but this was to keep him from being in more pain. So when he started crying, Malphas poured the potion into Jedidiah's mouth. "I know, baby, this will make it feel better, I promise."

[—† Mａｌｐｈａｓ @DesiresAreKnown]

@KlNGOFTHENINES He took that whine as a yes he was in pain. He kept the little demon on his hip as he whipped up a little potion that would numb the pain and add a protective layer over the boy's teeth so they won't cut his tongue.

And he made it taste like juice.

"Drink this for me?"