James Henderson

Copywriter & content marketing. Mostly complaining about football. Overshirt enthusiast. Centrist Dad.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@DaveCoups I bought 16 today and thought I’d overdone it. Fucking hell 🍻

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@Johnnersonaboat @triffic_stuff_ Incredible to talk utter bollocks with so much confidence. Clarkson and Top Gear made the BBC fortunes. Many, many times what they paid him.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@sgAlterEgo @HomeOfCricket I mean, the pitch has been criticised by all & sundry on Sky Sports & TMS, so you’re talking utter fucking bollocks. Apart from that, spot on 🤡

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

Makes you proud to be an Englishman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

Americans wearing England shirts tried starting a Mexican wave yesterday…🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸

The England fans did NOT allow it😂😂😂 https://t.co/dTSZmUhPP5

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@alelliott88 That would make a lot of sense.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@TomChambers1 There clubs in our league where you can get an actual season ticket for that. Imagine it’ll be dead.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@tohonestycom @proptechpioneer You must be joking? How many working age people could walk out of a job & cover their bills on UC?

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@darrensharp73 @RabG1988 @liverbird17 Stop talking bollocks.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@TSnooker102 @wadeydarts How could you watch those three games tonight and say no drama?

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@CryptoMikli Oh my Christ, give it a fucking rest. Two glasses of wine and ruined your life for three days?? He sounds demented.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@BTBPodcastNCFC Dan Grimshaw?? I doubt even is own family think he should be our number 1.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

Emi Buendia - fucking magician!

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@EugeM85New @LBC Lot of money in this shit.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

WOW 😯

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@gazpop81 @SPFLWatch More fool you.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@jimmynodge1902 You might be waiting a while! Been talking about that since I was a teenager and that was decades ago 😂😂

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@jimmynodge1902 Yep, understand the need for progress/£. But there’s something about the old grounds you can’t ever get back. What has happened to WHU in particular is criminal. Personally never want to leave CR.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

The signature is incredible. My six-year-old signs her name better than that 😂😂😂

[Sam Carling MP🌹 @sam_carling_]

A statement regarding the leadership of the Labour Party.

[James Henderson @DeskMonkeys]

@MML166 @SoDuTw Absolutely enormous.