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[DESKI @DeskiMane]

Maybe China will help build Nigeria

[DESKI @DeskiMane]

USA 🇺🇸 Insha Allah

[Mark Amaza @amasonic]

The Nigerian dream can't continue to be to japa. It makes no sense.

[DESKI @DeskiMane]

@UBAGroup @UBACares you guys are the worst bank, why did you shut down the bank app, I’m in you branch and the service, your staffs are so sluggish and annoying

[DESKI @DeskiMane]

@agihomar1 😂😂😂

[THE SOURCE @Mr_Elegushi]

Whatever you do in life, just make sure to make it and never go broke. People only worship money in this part of the world. The moment you go broke, they won’t even acknowledge your existence.

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

“Everybody keeps asking me, ‘Do you know how many people die to go to the Super Bowl?’ I’m like, ‘How?!’” 😂

Justina, Nigerian mom of NFL star Nick Emmanwori, has gone viral for her hilarious SB comment as the family travels to watch him play for the Seahawks in San Francisco.

[klassiq Tunez @KLASSIQTUNEZ]

RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. The man at the BBQ grill is the closest thing to a king.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. Request the late check-out.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion — or don’t play at all.

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs.
One in your back pocket is for you.
One in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.

15. Be like a duck.
Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best-looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth a thousand words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy.
Never stop revising.

21. Thank a veteran.
Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully.
Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play.
She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit.
Take the blame.

27. Stand up to bullies.
Protect those being bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Take time to snuggle your pets.
They love you and are always happy to see you.

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are —
and REFUSE to be ordinary.

32. In all things, lead by example — not explanation.

33. Dress how you want to be addressed.

34. Be blessed by being a blessing.

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RULES ARE RULES 🫵⚠️

[DESKI @DeskiMane]

@John_Matthew_T Amen! 🙏🏽

[DESKI @DeskiMane]

@AsakyGRN Such a beautiful country, only that our leaders are wicked and self centered

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Nigerian student associations won the best fashion show at York University in Canada after displaying the rich culture of Nigeria and Yoruba.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🌍 Top 10 contributors to global real GDP growth (2026)

1．🇨🇳 China — 26.6%
2．🇮🇳 India — 17.0%
3．🇺🇸 United States — 9.9%
4．🇮🇩 Indonesia — 3.8%
5．🇹🇷 Türkiye — 2.2%
6．🇳🇬 Nigeria — 1.5%
7．🇧🇷 Brazil — 1.5%
8．🇻🇳 Vietnam — 1.6%
9．🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia — 1.7%
10．🇩🇪 Germany — 0.9%

📌 China + India alone = 43.6% of global growth
📌 Asia-Pacific accounts for ~50% of total growth

Source: IMF

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Age taught me this... forgiveness is free, but reconnection is expensive. And some debts aren’t worth collecting.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

“You may be the last to be blessed, but that delay often prepares you to lead everyone else.” ~ James Baldwin

[Dr Oludayo Sokunbi @Oludeewon]

Adulting is realizing that weekends exist purely for recovery, not for actual fun.

[DESKI @DeskiMane]

@ysuckme Amen

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Focus on your life. Take risks. If you win, celebrate. If you lose, learn the lesson. And if you die, rest in peace—after all, it’s our final destination.

[Dr Oludayo Sokunbi @Oludeewon]

Chase passports today so that your children can chase passion tomorrow.

[Omoalhaja @omoalhajaabiola]

One client, just one client, can change someone’s life

I pray we meet that client soon