Matt Malette

Artist/Illustrator. Dabbles in local history. Keeper of useless information. Eats paste on a regular basis. Has narfled the Garthok. Surviving the TV industry.

[Matt Malette @DeskofMalette]

@RealMichaelKay you’ve made it! Paul O’Neill never went for this much.

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Can we discuss that Calista Flockhart was 32-years-old when she played an 18-year-old Barbara Keeley in The Birdcage? This is like that Grease incident all over again!

[Matt Malette @DeskofMalette]

Every plot at theme park attractions: “Let’s go out for a leisurely tour with an unexperienced guide OH MY GOD WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! HUMAN SACRIFICE!! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!! Hey we made it. *chuckles* Alright guys, make sure to grab your fanny packs and phones on the way out.”

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@MattWi77iams Jason Kendall would be making bank in this current crop of catchers. Almost 2,200 career hits with a .288 average.

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“Now pitching for the New York #Yankees, number 70, Art Garfunkel.”

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The Forgetting Sarah Marshall sequel is finally happening!

[Lenny Kravitz @LennyKravitz]

Happy Birthday, Jason. I’m proud to call you my brother. One love. One family. 📸: Mark Seliger

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@JessieMaz @RegalMovies Cool it, dork!

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Ancient alien theorists believe this was how the Great Pyramids of Giza were made.

[Allan Bell @AllanGBell]

Ever wonder how the pga tour aligns practice balls on the range so perfectly?

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The new Captain America looks like the person if Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell had a baby. #FalconAndWinterSoldier

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@VictoriaMonet The dwarves.

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@LaytonEWilliams The first one to hit me hard where I can remember where I was and who I was with was John Candy in 1994. Big fan of Walter Matthau but he was almost 80 so that wasn’t a huge surprise. Robin Williams was a knife through the heart though. That wound still hurts.

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@CarlB40 Who says there’s no “I” in team?

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@TrishaMomOf6 @SenSchumer Except when believing an incorrect meme is better than comprehending actual facts. Enjoy the new Watergate tape that dropped today! https://t.co/Ens3fA9jz4

[Matt Malette @DeskofMalette]

I think about this picture often.

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@WingersSo @LightsCameraPod Might I recommend watching Trading Places before you watch Coming to America? There’s a fun inside joke from a couple of cameos that make Coming to America that much better.

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@bader_diedrich @ErinNudi @pattonoswalt Throw a pair of glasses on Richard Kind and tell him not to smile so dang much. Boom, Bill Barr!

[Matt Malette @DeskofMalette]

My three dads.

[CNN @CNN]

Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are volunteering to get their Covid-19 vaccines on camera to promote public confidence in the vaccine's safety once the US Food and Drug Administration authorizes one https://t.co/JPE2V2k80X

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My nephew thought he’d be funny and cover me in pillows and blankets. The joke’s on him though because I took a nap.

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@DanielleSanzone I’m old enough to remember when the right absolutely lost their minds when BLM blocked streets *checks notes* four months ago.

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Ew, David!

[david wells @BoomerWells33]

Ready for my press conference