Desmond

follow for a follow back

[Minister of Giggity. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍀 @fortunetoldyou]

Second Class Lower, but we sha don graduate.

[Professional overthinker @fundzyD1]

Snapchat once you make screenshot

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

You pull two world cups, we pull two Nations league
You pull Ballon d’or, we pull Ballon d’or
You pull La Liga, we pull La Liga
You pull MLS, we pull Saudi league
You pull Copa America, We pull Euros
You pull UCL, we pull UCL

If we pull EPL titles now wetin you go pull?😂😂

[Vidge @sivbreak]

Just noticed that the FIFA World Cup goal-scoring record has been obliterated. It’s not even Klose.

[Narmi @utdnarmi]

Damn how can you convince me this is true

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[Peseteiro @jpeseteiroDT]

*Por fin hablo cara a cara con la que me gusta*

Mi voz :

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Desmond @Desmodium_123]

@FabrizioRomano What can't he do

[koko5cedis @koko5cedis]

“Do you guys even pay attention in class”

Me and bro:

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Desmond @Desmodium_123]

Rating of 10 in 25 minutes is abysmal

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

[av glock🧩 @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Enokay @enokay69]

Jordan Ayew, if you truly love Ghana, sacrifice yourself and sit on the bench for the rest of the World Cup.

[Desmond @Desmodium_123]

@Thelenhadoor Fahh

[Desmond @Desmodium_123]

Just asking...did Trump get the greendland?

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[s44nti @s44nti]

como me siento cuando me acuesto sin ducharme, sobre sábanas limpias:

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !