Des Hart

[Des Hart @DesmondHart]

Poor Nunez, falls over and gifts Man Utd a goal.

[Des Hart @DesmondHart]

@NorwichCityFC Why am I getting repeated reminders about a three o’clock kick off on my phone? Does X agree the shite I am currently watching is not real?

[The Pink Un @pinkun]

🔰 🤝 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#NCFC

[Pepel Klaasa @pepel_klaasa]

Why would they only share the first frame? Here’s the whole version

[Des Hart @DesmondHart]

@SkyFootball What about the defender handball?

[stellacreasy @stellacreasy]

The Green Party co leader opposing the provision of infrastructure for renewable wind energy because in his own constituency shows that they are truly the gobstoppers of British politics- superficially look green on the outside, but suck it and see it’s truly blue inside …🤢😱

[Des Hart @DesmondHart]

@GaryLineker What is that white rectangle behind the Brandenberg Gate at the back of your studio? Is it a big goal at the bottom of Unter den Linden or a big white pipe?

[Des Hart @DesmondHart]

#Diss the birdstrike train is now slowly moving back to Norwich

[Des Hart @DesmondHart]

@nationalrailenq Do you have any info about the 1300 Greater Anglia service from Norwich to Witham that hit a bird and has been standing 5miles outside Norwich since 1311?

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

[Des Hart @DesmondHart]

@FreeStyleDiabet I have managed to update the app but have lost all my previous readings. How do I get them back. Not happy given this occurred without any notice and your phone line does not answer!

[National Education Union @NEUnion]

Thank you for your support @LabourLewis!

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Ben Elton lets rip. 🔥🔥🔥

"Rishi Sunak was just dripping with vanity"

#bbclaurak

[Gladstone (retired) and Genie @TreasuryMog]

#StarWarsDay May the 4th be with you.

[Britain People @Britain_People]

TORY SEWAGE: Therese Coffey

How many retweets can this get?

[Gladstone (retired) and Genie @TreasuryMog]

RIP Paul O'Grady. A true animal lover and fantastic ambassador for @Battersea_ A warm and kind human being 💔

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Excellent victory for @England. Onward and forward.

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Nat ✨ @nataliedawn_x]

If Twitter dies, I just like to remind you all that it’s been 4,961 days since Ipswich last beat Norwich #ncfc 💚💛

[Gladstone (retired) and Genie @TreasuryMog]

Thankyou all for sharing #BlackCatAppreciationDay with me. For liking and retweeting the pictures. For all of the love shown to all of the fabulous black cats. Today is all about highlighting black cats, to raise their profile and to show that every one is unique 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛