Desmond Martin

Austin, TX | University of South Alabama

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Sabrina Carpenter is just Megan Thee Stallion for white women.

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@KevOnStage

[BB @BBLottos]

Drake when he saw Serena Williams dancing to Not Like Us at the Super Bowl

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@jennine2112 @DRVawl

[RJ Young @RJ_Young]

Chip Kelly picked a bad day to call one of the worst games of his career.

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@MissGinaDarling @MikeTyson @netflix Post the whole thing so I can keep up because these Netflix servers are 🚮

[a sad little man @DAVIDPLEASESTOP]

nah this kinda hard. imagine being a hero and then they put u in the museum. not a figure not a statue nigga YOU

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is.
There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.

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@eddyburback go to every Buc-ee’s location

[just josh Pray 😥 @_joshpray]

Deion sanders has college football jumping again and you can’t deny it! Colorado is like the U in the 80’s

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Just know …. we coming #Colorado

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Sha’Carri Richardson has won the 100M Final:

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@ideklia S/o to Sunday family dinners

[Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏ @D_1andOnly_]

Me on the rescue boat 🕺🏾

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@elbowpunches I did no such thing

[Patt @TopherPatt]

Buddy got his house key round his neck on the lanyard his momma gave him. This is historically accurate across the board.

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@savannabananaaa 43 min and 23 seconds. If you hit 43 minutes and 24 seconds you have to start over

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@elbowpunches Hard R!? Friend!?

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@elbowpunches

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@RebeccaHutnak @elbowpunches This is true now☝🏾but other houses we looked at it would have and the answer was still “I don’t want a green kitchen”