𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp)

...and so he left, with his pyrrhic plunder.
(User is 23, HA I can drink!, minors FUCK OFF!)

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

"And so he left, grateful for his luck."

—A Semi-Literate, Nsfw/Sfw portrayal of the bandit, from the risk of rain series.
—The most southern man you'd probably ever meet in space.
—Story driven, but can and will shitpost.
—Bisexual, because out here you take what you can get.

[⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍁 𝙿𝚄𝙼𝙿𝙺𝙸𝚃𝚃𝚈 🎃⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @SpiceyFeline]

ᅠ
❝ 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓞𝓥𝓔𝓡𝓝𝓜𝓔𝓝𝓣'𝓢 𝓛𝓘𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓝𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓞𝓤𝓖𝓗 𝓜𝓨 𝓣𝓞𝓐𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓡.ᐟ❞
ᅠ

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

The bandit did need an excuse to activate that shrine of gold before.

He didn't think that... Aurelionite would be this.. Attractive.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

"No, no. He can hear you. But if you speak of bungus, then he will come to take it from you." he spoke.

"If you turn it into wungus however then he probably won't care."

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

"Shhhhh"

"He can hear you." the bandit whispered.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

@nkuhanasoath

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

@nkuhanasoath (one goes hard tbh

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

Transcendence is also very fun in certain situations, so he grabs those albeit temporarily. He would reccomend a corpsebloom however for the long term healing. Plus, once they dump for enough pearls. They don't have to worry at all about..

Well. Most things if they get radiants.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣 @ChronoLockHope]

Well, she'd like to avoid having to coddle him between runs

so pearls may be the route they take~?

... she may even grab a shaped glass for some extra damage on the way.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

Well there's always the classic spinel and gesture technique. Albeit the hangover is gonna be a bitch to cool off after the run.. It'll definitely guarantee the speed boost though.

Either that or they find a cleansing pool and grab all the pearls he'd get from the items.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣 @ChronoLockHope]

Oh? Well if she can be of any help with that risk she'll do her best!

and she doesn't need to see him to know he's there, honestly he's one of the few people on the crew she trusts whole heartedly with her runs!

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

He dosent have to be invisible all of the time with both the pauldrons, especially if he can get enough goat hoofs or coffee mugs.

Plus, he likes being visible. So she can see he has her back. Albeit there is one guaranteed way he can get the speed back. Albeit with risk.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣 @ChronoLockHope]

To be fair, speed isn't an issue if they can get a afterburner for him, so he can stay invisible practically all the time

the only issue with that is she'd be taking all the aggro-

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

He won't judge, the bears are cute after all. At least it ain't something weird like those lunar items. Those could be a massive problem if stacked...

Albeit he does enjoy the pauldron combination. Even if it does render him the slowest man on Petrichor.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣 @ChronoLockHope]

Good!

And to be honest she usually stacks Safer times and Dio together

...And no, it's not cause she enjoys hoarding teddy bears-

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

He normally goes to the moon, but void sounds more fun... And frankly, a dio would not be the worst thing. Albeit if he stacks enough Safer spaces he won't need a Dios. So its all hers.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣 @ChronoLockHope]

Deal!

Also, are they going to the void or the moon?

cause depending on his answer depends on if she asks to loop for a Dio or not-

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

A worthy trade, if he can get guillotines and crowbars that is.

That way they can both operate at their maximum..especially if he can rack up as many desperado charges as possible.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣 @ChronoLockHope]

Oh?

well how could she ever refuse such a heartfelt request~!

On a more real note, she's calling all Runald bands and backup mags

So anything else is fair game~

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

Bandits about to do his own solo run, would be good to have the artificer on his side... He..

He needs someone to be the brains of the operation. He's exhausted.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕣 @ChronoLockHope]

Another run's about to begin?

eh, she'll sit this one out~

M̶o̶s̶t̶l̶y̶ c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ c̶a̶p̶t̶a̶i̶n̶ a̶n̶d̶ h̶u̶n̶t̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ a̶r̶e̶ g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶n̶d̶ s̶h̶e̶ w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ b̶e̶ a̶b̶l̶e̶ t̶o̶ f̶o̶c̶u̶s̶ a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ t̶w̶o̶...

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

@ChronoLockHope Art by tweettweet17 if im correct)

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

@ChronoLockHope Indeed.)

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

@ChronoLockHope (I just saw an image of mithrix with drip shoes somewhere I gotta find it again

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

@ChronoLockHope (True, we are amassing an army

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝. 🔞Rp) @Desperado_Token]

@ChronoLockHope (The very reason I made him here