Desperadoxcap🇩🇪

[voided @voided]

My AliExpress delivery guy crossing the strait of Hormuz to deliver my $3 package.

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

#Bitcoin #Crypto

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Real talk on @MEXC_Official 🕵️‍♂️💸

Been around since **2018** and currently unbeatable for me. Why?
🚀 **0% Fees** on Spot & **Futures** (Maker)! If you’re an active trader, you know how much money that saves you. Plus, they’ve got sick **AI Bots** doing the work for you.
**The best part?** 🛡️ Unlike many other big exchanges, they’ve **never been hacked** and haven't had any major issues since day one. They’ve stayed solid while others fell.
**About the withdrawal rumors:** ⚠️
You sometimes hear people complaining about blocked withdrawals. But let’s be real: If you turn a small investment into a massive fortune, the security system is going to kick in.
Some even had to do face-to-face meetings to prove their identity. **My take? You should be happy about it!** If you’re cashing out millions, you want that level of security to make sure the money actually lands in YOUR hands. Security over speed, every time. If your trading is legit, a check is just a sign of your success. ✅
Use the 0% fees, use the AI, but stay smart: always move your wins to your own wallet! 💎💼
#MEXC

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

"The Dubai Donkeys #carlthemoon #cryptokid #thomaskralow and Their Magical Unicorns" #themoonshow

Everyone knows them: the sunglasses-wearing donkeys sweating in 45°C Dubai heat. Back in the day—when the market was as dumb as plain toast—even they managed to get rich. Probably because Bitcoin itself had no clue what was going on.

But now? The #crypmarket graduated. Might even have a degree in market psychology. And what do our glittery donkeys do today? They dish out signals as accurate as a broken toaster. Anyone still listening to these clowns has about the same winning odds as a lottery ticket that went through the washing machine.

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

@ArcRaidersInfo Spiel ist PvE keinerlei Reiz drinne überall hört an nur please don't shoot. Das ist das größte Nachteil vom Spiel

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

@RobertsSpaceInd Seit Tag eins läuft diese scheiß Spiel zwischen 30 und 50. FPS ist egal was für ein System Man hat ,das Spiel. Ist wie alt 300 Jahre? Was macht ihr den ganzen Tag dort? Ich habe die 4080 super 16 GB ram.. das komplette Game ist nichts anderes als Fake

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

@Globalstats11 Fake news

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@thedaywar90 https://t.co/yMaztkZeQx

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THE TROJAN HORSE OF THE CENTURY! 🐎🤡

"Look at this guy! Trump thinks he’s conquering the world on X, riding in on a golden horse gifted by Elon. 🎁✨
​He’s up there giving speeches like it’s the 18th century, waving to a crowd he thinks is cheering... but he has NO CLUE what’s happening inside the horse! 🏰📜
​While he’s posting, the whole world is inside that 'X' just making memes, posting parodies, and laughing at the show. 📉😂 It’s the ultimate setup: He’s the main act, but he’s also the punchline.
​Elon’s the gatekeeper, the world’s the audience, and Trump? He’s just the guy who didn't read the fine print on the horse! 🐴💥
​#XTrapped #ElonMusk #Trump

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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn https://t.co/nkPBHugFz2

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

@DorzetRob @frontlinekit @RheinmetallAG https://t.co/pzGG4qGW81

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

THE TROJAN HORSE OF THE CENTURY! 🐎🤡

"Look at this guy! Trump thinks he’s conquering the world on X, riding in on a golden horse gifted by Elon. 🎁✨
​He’s up there giving speeches like it’s the 18th century, waving to a crowd he thinks is cheering... but he has NO CLUE what’s happening inside the horse! 🏰📜
​While he’s posting, the whole world is inside that 'X' just making memes, posting parodies, and laughing at the show. 📉😂 It’s the ultimate setup: He’s the main act, but he’s also the punchline.
​Elon’s the gatekeeper, the world’s the audience, and Trump? He’s just the guy who didn't read the fine print on the horse! 🐴💥
​#XTrapped #ElonMusk #Trump

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

@Coinvo Trump2.0

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@Cointelegraph 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@FoxNews https://t.co/1jDzeGnRtE

[Russian Market @runews]

#Day1: I won. Iran, total victory.
#Day2: I won again. People can’t believe it.
#Day3: Still winning. Experts say nobody wins like I win.
#Day4: Victory keeps coming. The fake news won’t report it.
#Day5: Everyone is talking about how much I’m winning. Unbelievable.
#Day6: They said it couldn’t be done. I keep winning. They admit it privately.
#Day7: Nobody thought winning could be this winning. I did.
#Day8: Even my critics say I won today. Incredible.
#Day9: Winning so much it’s exhausting. But I don’t get tired.
#Day10: I’ve won more than anyone, ever, in history. True story.
#Day11: Another day, another win. People are shocked.
#Day12: Experts stunned. They can’t believe the scale of my victories.
#Day13: Winning keeps happening. Everyone wants my strategy.
#Day14: Media silent, but I won again. They’re jealous.
#Day15: The biggest win yet. History books will remember this.
#Day16: People said it was impossible. I proved them wrong.
#Day17: I’m winning everywhere. Even Iran agrees.
#Day18: Another day of tremendous victory. Everybody loves it.
#Day19: The fake news still doesn’t report it. Sad.
#Day20: I keep winning. My family proud.
#Day21: Historic winning. Nobody has ever won like this. #Day22: Every day is a victory day. They can’t keep up.
#Day23: Winning more than anyone imagined. I’m making history.
#Day24: Media hates it, but I won again. Iran wants a deal.
#Day25: The ultimate win. People everywhere saying “How does he do it?” I won, bigly.

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

@AntiTrumpCanada 😂

[CoinGlass @coinglass_com]

#BTC is pushing higher while Open Interest climbs.

The same pattern preceded the last volatility spikes.

New fuel is building again.

History doesn’t repeat, but it often rhymes.

[CoinGlass @coinglass_com]

GM!

#BTC Liquidation Heatmap (2 week)

BTC just swept the major liquidation cluster around $74K.

Now new short liquidations are building around $75K.

One liquidity pool taken, another one forming.

[Desperadoxcap🇩🇪 @Desperadoxca]

The Great Desert Comedy: Who’s Actually Pulling the Strings? 🎭

Imagine owning the most valuable gas station on the planet. You have so much cash, you’re installing gold faucets in your private jets. But instead of setting the prices yourself, you ask the guy across the street – let's call him "Uncle Sam" – if you please, please can exchange your gasoline for his self-printed coupons (US Dollars).
The Plot Twist: Uncle Sam prints these coupons at will and then tells you that you must immediately spend them back with him – on overpriced, high-tech toys (weapons) for which he doesn't even give you the password. Without his technicians and software updates, your $100 billion jets are about as useful as a gold-plated paperweight.
Tactical Reality: DIY Killers vs. Comfortable Billionaires 🛠️🚀
And then there’s Iran. Banned from all the world parties for 40 years, but instead of crying, they’ve built weapons in their basements out of old vacuum cleaner motors and scrap metal that are currently holding the entire region hostage.
The "Thrifty" War: Iran’s tactical brilliance is essentially a mathematical middle finger. Arab nations are currently firing off their incredibly expensive $4 million Patriot missiles just to intercept Iranian drones that cost a measly $20,000. It’s like throwing diamonds at pebbles. While the gold-gurus in Dubai watch their stockpiles dwindle in panic, Iran just builds ten more drones in a shed.
Saturation Waves & Radar Blinding: They launch hundreds of drones at once to overwhelm the defenses. While the interceptors are busy reloading, the precision missiles hit their mark. They’ve even managed to "blind" the high-priced US radar systems in Qatar. Your fancy tech doesn't mean a thing when your screen shows nothing but static.
The Reality Check (March 2026) 📍
It’s almost embarrassing: You have the most modern military hardware in the world sitting in garages in Riyadh and Abu Dhabi, but the moment the neighbor shows up with a tactically smart "low-budget lesson," everyone runs screaming to Uncle Sam. While Iran shows military self-sufficiency, the others are clinging to Washington’s teat like a toddler to a bottle—too comfortable and too lazy to ever roll up their own sleeves.
Honestly, you Arab nations: Are you actually too stupid to sell your own oil without asking for permission in Washington? And are you really too lazy to take a page out of Iran’s book and build your own defense, instead of waiting like spoiled brats for the West to fight your battles? Look at Iran—they are proving right now that you win with brains, not just gold.
#Iran #MiddleEast #Dubai #War #Israël #hormuz

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@IranSpoof https://t.co/qtFr4Yg4fy

[Andz @Andzace]

Iran 🇮🇷 to China 🇨🇳 Russia 🇷🇺 North Korea 🇰🇵 was like:

[Andz @Andzace]

Iran 🇮🇷 to China 🇨🇳 Russia 🇷🇺 North Korea 🇰🇵 was like: