Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives. Body of Proof. Devious Maids. Pretty Little Liars.

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Anyone wanna check out this latest video of #BarStaffProblems https://t.co/DMuLUwfmh9

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"You're talking to a woman who gave herself Salmonella to lose 10 pounds before the prom!" - Renee

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"She deserved it!" - Caroline Bigsby
"WELL MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO BE CHEATED ON!!"- lynette

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@Kyle_MacLachlan What is your favourite quote from Desperate Housewives?? #ASKKYLE

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This video Though. https://t.co/nQmPoWER7A TRUTH

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"It's a cop funeral, what did you expect, clowns??"-Gaby

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"This is a funeral, you have got to stop smiling" - Tom
"Sorry.....I'm just so relieved"- Lynette

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"Did you see her spit on me?"-Sylvia
"Yes.... That was... Unfortunate" - Bree

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"What am I, a Cat? I'm allowed to be out past 10" - Karen

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"I Used to have that chair too. But it kept breaking so I threw it out. I hate cheap furniture" -Martha

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"We are going to get caught! People always get Caught! We can't do this! We aren't criminals...We drive Carpool"-Susan

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Just a PSA im off to see Wistera Lane tomorrow at Universal Studios!!! #DesperateHousewives #LiveSets

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"Everyone has their own bit of dirty laundry" -Mary Alice

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"Have you heard?" - Ida
"Oh, it's just awful...devilled egg?" - Bree
"I told you she'd have food..."- Ida

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"Hi I'm the whore that lives down the street, can I borrow a cup of condoms?" - Edie #desperatehousewives #desperatequotes

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"I love you once, I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice." - Mike #quotes #dh #desperates

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@hannahcorsi they really should have as he never got his comeuppance!!!

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"we eat Chinese food too, does that mean we're Chinese" - Juanita

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"IM NOT SAYING IT" - Juanita
"Just say it!!"- Gaby
"....Adios senior" - Juanita