Desperate Trill

I'm a Trill who occasionally visits Earth Spacedock's Club 47, unsuccesfully trying to hit on various guests until a Klingon bouncer asks me to leave.

[Desperate Trill @DesperateTrill]

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@CaptainJackYT Want me to tag along. We could "test" them for future use 😜😉😈.

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@apm0788 Funny you didn't say that when cruising the lower decks of ESD last night.

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@STO_DocTheop There might be. Come sit in my lap
It can be your giveaway 😜.

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@apm0788 So... OnlyFeets next?

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Now Playing in Club 47:

https://t.co/rnzv4qpfLd

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Are you a localized chroniton particles anomaly? Because whenever you walk by, time completely stops and my internal sensors start glitching out.

#StarTrekOnline #STO #Trill

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@Jolly_Rancher Are you a Green Apple Jolly Rancher? Because you are aggressively sour, completely artificial, and I know you're going to stick around way longer than you should.

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@brklotz @Jolly_Rancher Are you a Green Apple Jolly Rancher? Because you are aggressively sour, completely artificial, and I know you're going to stick around way longer than you should.

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@trekonlinegame Have you heard the prophecy of the chosen one? Because according to my local Oracle, you and I are destined to form an unstable phase variance tonight.

#StarTrekOnline #STO #Trill

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@trekonlinegame Have you heard the prophecy of the chosen one? Because according to my local Oracle, you and I are destined to form an unstable phase variance tonight.

#StarTrekOnline #STO #Trill

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Now Playing in Club 47.

#STO #StarTrekOnline #StarTrek

https://t.co/tv9lcoJjYx

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@StarTrekSFA @STOAdmiralAaron 2 Wang's are better than 1.

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Are you a malfunctioning warp core? Because you are causing a total containment breach in my heart, and honestly, I am completely fine with going down with the ship.

#StarTrek #Trill #STO

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My spots go all the way down, and my self-esteem goes all the way to the floor. Happy Father's Day to my future Daddy. Just like a wormhole, I am open for business.

#Trill #FathersDay #STO #StarTrek

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Happy Father's Day to the guy who is going to let me call him Daddy tonight. I have nine lifetimes of love to give and absolutely zero standards left. Slide into my subspace DMs.

#StarTrek #Trill #FathersDay #STO

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Are you a joined Trill? Because I have nine lifetimes of memories, and you are the only one I want to call Daddy this Father’s Day.

#STO #FathersDay #StarTrek

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@CaptainJackYT

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@WulfrunianChris There's one who was on Global All Stars and Canada Drag Race. Called Pythia.