Griselda B 🦄

say what you mean and mean what you say 🍃

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[M. @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

[Rodrigo @QuartoSinistro]

Queridos alunos, pedimos trabalhos manuscritos porque vocês copiam e colam tudo de IA em trabalhos digitados. Ao pedir manuscrito, talvez você ainda se dê ao luxo de ler o que a IA cuspiu.

[Vuyiswa. @Vuyiswavv_]

Adult friendships are so funny because you really just lose a friend on a random day after realizing you clearly don’t mean anything to this person, while at one point they meant the world to you.

Fortunately, this doesn’t change the price of bread, so good riddance and stuff🤘🏾

[Kris D. Lofton @RealKrisDLofton]

Some days yes, some days no.. but I’ve never ONCE said.. you know what would make me happy??? A KID!! Not one single time.. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Glowie Boiz @glowieboiz]

@elonmusk

[James @MrJamesKe]

There is no such thing as other people’s children. Every child is our collective responsibility to protect, guide, and defend. If we stay silent when children suffer, we become part of the problem.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Moments when you realize that 1 minute lasts a long time

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I love hearing “in the interest of time” during meetings. Yes. Let’s wrap this up quickly!

[Emmy of Ila @debruyne_12]

Me trying to understand the abbreviations I confidently wrote in my notes weeks ago.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Chrissy @Chrissy__Dee]

Nobody but God knows when a hair appointment will end.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

Because looking at it objectively, racism is fucking stupid and nobody wants to admit they're fucking stupid.

[Bathong Tshepo @TshepoBacela]

Mom: Your friends with a GTI were looking for you

GTI: 📍

[John Sacrimoni @sbuhlanguza]

Nkosi found this out in the funniest way possible 😭😭😭