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[Amit Behere @_amitbehere]

Indians and Indian Government have done so much bakchodi and saber rattling over Kashmir,

truth of the matter is since 1948, Pakistan controls 30% of Kashmir and China controls 15%, which is almost half of all Kashmir,

and India has done JACK SHIT about it. JACK SHIT. Only bakchodi.

[Muralidharan Gopal @muralitwit]

@Dessertwich Malicious cunning patriarchal cheats in that they are.

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

Democracy on Deathbed.

[Amit Behere @_amitbehere]

Indians are the stupidest people in the world. And am saying this with great thought *and great certainty*.

THE STUPIDEST. Almost every single one of my family members believes bullshit WA forwards, even today, in spite of being corrected dozens of times.

And they are more educated and definitely smarter than almost all other Indians. All doctors, engineers, Phds, genuinely academically superior folks.

Still, fucking dumber than dodos. And it's not just my relatives. It's most educated folks in India.

An average American is far smarter than most of my relatives and an average American is a stupid bugger.

PS: Now surely there are other people like us. Maybe Pakistanis. But in my limited experience, educated Pakistanis are smarter than educated Indians (but the sample size is too small to be sure)

[Desserts and more @Dessertwich]

@ScCardoz I saw the video Putin pushed vishwapappu in the corner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Savio Cardoz @ScCardoz]

If pakistan is isolated on the world stage as per Arnab Goswami then yeh kya hai 😂 he is standing on the stage 😂☝️😝

[Desserts and more @Dessertwich]

@muralitwit When your true inherent behavior comes out in the open!!! Aren't 99% gujjus scammers and cheaters and goons so can we by slip of tongue call hiis family chors

[Muralidharan Gopal @muralitwit]

When respect for a decorated officer like Col. Sofiya Qureshi turns into a slur "by mistake," the problem isn't vocabulary.
It's the BJP mindset behind it.

Mahua Moitra exposes how ridiculous the SG's logic is -in one line.

[Desserts and more @Dessertwich]

@1vinci6le Why are such irrelevant morons given importance is beyond comprehension

[Брат @1vinci6le]

Give an adult diaper. So that even if he is nervous, he can sing the national song of India.

[Desserts and more @Dessertwich]

@KumRN_BPM Seriously retards have turned this country into one big mental asylum

[Amit Behere @_amitbehere]

Explaining India's GDP.

My dick is 7.8 inches long, *when you start measuring from my belly button*. 😂😂😂😂😂

Damn, I hope this tweet goes viral, I personally loved writing it.

[Desserts and more @Dessertwich]

@tanmoyofc How does she live with a bhakt husband

[তন্ময় l T͞anmoy l @tanmoyofc]

Akshay Kumar is quite witty; he knows exactly how to get the juice out of a mango—whether by sucking on it or biting into it.

[Savio Cardoz @ScCardoz]

Look at these clown🤡 hey Pradeep Bhandari where is your chaddi?..

[Desserts and more @Dessertwich]

@RahulSeeker 💯 agree

[RAHUL @RahulSeeker]

Repeat : RSS is a terrorist organisation.

[Desserts and more @Dessertwich]

@tanmoyofc Why why would parents agree to send their kids to meet pedophile

[তন্ময় l T͞anmoy l @tanmoyofc]

In European countries, it has reached the level of a crime.

[Desserts and more @Dessertwich]

@1vinci6le Tomorrow they ask to breathe less will save on air too