Derek G

I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost - Frank Bruno (Legend)

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@Tesco What the actual fuck is this? Two small chunks of chicken in my frozen jalfrezi. It's not bad enough everything is double the price of was before COVID, but now you're trying to starve me to death? Nah mate, gonna have to start shopping at @Asda

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@YorkshireWater So to clarify, the water companies mess up with mismanagement and incompetence while making huge profits, and instead of using some of the profit to fix the mess, they impose an average 29% increase on customers to pay for the mess to be fixed, sound about right? 🤣

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@YorkshireWater What a fucking joke of a company, my water usage decreases, yet somehow my bill has gone up by £168 a year 🤣 robbing people blind, then telling them they can't use a hosepipe because they're incompetent, leaving unrepaired leaks for months, fuck you!

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@aliciakeys The early hours of 2013/06/01 will always be one of my most precious memories. You were, and still are, Incredible 👏 #AliciaKeys #SecretSessions #Blackberry #London #TrinityBuoyWharf

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@MiofiveOfficial Very poor experience. Ordered an S1 from Amazon. Windscreen mounting bracket missing, so can't be used and must be returned. Original order price no longer available, so I'm expected to pay an additional £10 for a replacement. I won't be buying it recommending!

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@iD_Mobile_UK So your online chat facility is broken, which I’m sure you’re very aware of (don’t try convincing me you’re not). Before you ask, yes, I’ve seen the community article, it’s the same in EVERY browser, both mobile and desktop. How do I speak with someone?

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@studio_co_uk How on earth do I change the email address on my account? I have logged in, but the email is greyed out, so I can’t change it, you don’t appear to have a contact number or contact form, it’s frankly pathetic!

[Derek G @Dessie73]

...claims track which would result in further costs to Amazon. Please see the attached screen capture for evidence.

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@AmazonHelp Your online chat associate, BINDU, stated they added £10 to my account, but it was never added. I would like to advise you that you have 24 hours to add the specified £10 to my account. Failure to comply will result in new filing a money claim through the small...

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@boostpoweruk Why are you sending me annual electricity summaries when I haven't been a boost customer for several years? If you fail to resolve this issue immediately, I will be instructing a solicitor to commence legal proceedings against Boost for harassment!!!

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@RichardBurgon you are a disgrace of an MP! I have sent emails to you twice over the last six months, and I have been completely ignored. This is how Labour MPs treat the general public, they don't care as long as they get your vote!!!

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@UtdFaithfuls Give it up UF, you can't educate spam unfortunately, and there's a lot of spam supporting Utd 🤣

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@CorreosAtiende I sent a football jersey to a friend in Lanzarote. The tracking shows that the parcel has been stuck at customs since 28th April 2024. Could you please advise when this is likely to be delivered? It seems awfully excessive to be stuck for assistance two weeks

[Derek G @Dessie73]

....but the CAA are ignoring my emails and I get hung up on whenever I attempt to call the CAA. This is unacceptable asked unprofessional. I attempted to contact my local MP Richard Burgon, however after over a month I have received no response.

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@transportgovuk Could you please advise to whom I would direct a complaint against the Civil Aviation Authority? I have asked the CAA to investigate serious failures by AviationADR, one of the alternate dispute resolution services authorised to operate as an ADR by the CAA....

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@unluckyfootie I'd say he'll lose his job, but it's clear he's a work-shy dosser 👍

[Derek G @Dessie73]

https://t.co/I86fK5PIUt

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@UtdFaithfuls If the alternative is Southgate, yes, keep him 🙄

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@ProfNoelFitz Hi. Please help us to help Harley:

[Derek G @Dessie73]

@avherald @avherald I don't suppose you have any details on an autolanding technical fault on Ryanair FR2047 on 29/01/2024, do you?