DestinyRae

Nashville, Tn

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

Whoever wins this fight is Trump’s next casting for his administration. LFG ! #paultyson

[Netflix @netflix]

TONIGHT! Get ready to see Jake Paul face off with Mike Tyson LIVE on @Netflix at 8pm ET | 5pm PT #PaulTyson

[Tom Hartley @thomaswhartley]

Behind every coach is a spouse asking, “what time will you be home?”

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

@united Under what circumstances do you begin to separate parties that booked their tickets together? For what purpose?

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Dan Levy clapping for Eugene Levy is the wholesomeness I needed today ☺️ #Emmys

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Is anyone going to tell us when we are supposed to switch from shorts to sweatpants or do we just decide on our own?

[Jesse D Lifson @DoYouEvenLif]

Aliens: “Take us to your leader.”

Me: “I would wait.”

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

Neville when someone walks by us and doesn’t tell him Hi:

https://t.co/zxaBG7IPgI

[Mikel Arteta @m8arteta]

When you face the challenge with belief and courage, anything is possible. COYG Proud of everyone!

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

@msvxn Hahahahah 😂 this is literally the most Samantha thing I’ve ever seen.

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

@VictoriaAveyard Your pet and what they’re named after (just pictures)

[Sav☽ @savannahnrmn]

Do you check the backseat when you get in the car or are you a man

[Katie Jayne Earl-Hogan @KatieJayneEarl]

Imagine being German in the 30s like “I dont hate Jews, not one bit! Nothing against them. How dare you imply that, IM A NICE PERSON!! But that hitler is doing great things for this economy, you can’t deny that, so he’s getting my vote”....

that’s what you fucking sound like

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

Adam: watch an episode of your show and then we can watch something together.
*4 episodes later* Adam: is this the same episode??
Me: yes.

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

I’ve worked out more today than I have in the last year.

* cracks open Pringle’s to celebrate *

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

Me, dying on the couch: ughhh can u rub my back? I don’t feel good.
Adam: why? Cause u had chipotle??

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

Me: I leave the unmatched socks at the bottom of the basket so whenever I do a new load their matching sock will show up.
Adam: that’s not how life works. Did Madeline McCann just show up?

[DestinyRae @DestinyRae2441]

Government: Everyone should stay inside, avoid socializing and work
Me, having already been doing that for 29 years: