Destiny Two Team

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[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

Well then

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

Bungie has made the call to start layoffs as to eventually terminate the entire Destiny 2 team and solely focus all efforts on Marathon.

Any remaining assets created over the years and during the Lightfall filler period will be stitched together and marketed as The Final Shape.

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diggin in my butt rn

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@brugererer @Destiny2Team No.

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@hrbie_ 👀

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@spencerr0905 @Destiny2Team No.

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@EeveeTheEevee69 We’re glad to hear that, Eevee! We recommend everyone follow your example. Great advice!

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Greetings, Guardians! The team hopes you all are enjoying The Final Shape launch day! We understand some frustrations with the ongoing situation regarding a few error codes here and there, but just know that we are listening!

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@Daxm51 No.

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@ale_foto We’re all ears!

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@LightKingSeraph We’re sorry to hear you’re encountering this rare and unfortunate situation. Have you tried purchasing silver yet?

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@rosoddle @BungieHelp @Destiny2Team Hi rosie, unfortunately the team has no plans to alter the in-game chat system. Previous developers (now laid off) thought it would be fucking hilarious to censor communications using a randomizer while still allowing people to type slurs among other obscenities. Hope this helps!

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

As a parting message, the team would like to express our deepest gratitudes to the executives who have set a new precedent for pioneering positive change in the gaming industry.

Without their heroism and unparalleled leadership our company would truly be lost.

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

In light of the recent situation involving company layoffs, the team would like to clarify that all future communications will be made using ChatGPT.

Bungie executives have decided to cut down on costs, which includes terminating positions involving community-oriented support.

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

Bungie has made the call to start layoffs as to eventually terminate the entire Destiny 2 team and solely focus all efforts on Marathon.

Any remaining assets created over the years and during the Lightfall filler period will be stitched together and marketed as The Final Shape.

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

The system we have in place simply bans reported players randomly.

This is due to the team finding it fucking hilarious when people whine like hoes because they can’t play the game.

And the best part? We play it off like an accident and everyone just forgets! Hope this helps!

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

Hi Jq! The team appreciates your concerns regarding the reporting/suspension systems.

Unfortunately, we have nobody left to review in-game reports since the majority of the team has left for Marathon.

Our solution to this issue is as follows ⤵️

[Jq ༝ @Jqkick]

The 2nd PvP streamer restricted without any given cause or justification within the last two days.

First Alex, now Omlet.

The suspension system needs a revamp.

Either it’s mass reports, or the anti-cheat is straight up failing

This really needs addressing .. @Destiny2Team

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

Hi Snerv! We appreciate your concerns over this game-breaking issue. Unfortunately, the team has no plans to make the emblem obtainable. Therefore, we’d suggest jamming your whiny trap shut with a pacifier so we don’t have to hear you bitch about a colorful rectangle. Thanks!

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

Some brief insight from the dev team is as follows:

“This shit is too hard to fix.”

“We don’t know what the fuck we’re doing.”

Please stay tuned for any potential updates after company nap time.

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The team would like to provide a follow up since the issue appears to have escalated.

In response, we will be removing the entirety of the crafting system including The Enclave with the launch of TFS.

Until then, the current state of the sandbox will remain as is.

[Bungie Server Status @BNGServerStatus]

We're aware of an issue that allows specific weapon perks to be crafted into other legendary weapons and are investigating a fix, which will result in these weapons being reset in the future.

We currently don't have any plans to disable Trials of Osiris due to this issue.

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@Gyrotechnlc Hi Gyro! Good question! The team is exploring alternatives company revenue routes which includes plans for a Silver Casino. This would inevitably create gambling addictions which would help to fund Marathon. Thanks for asking!

[Destiny Two Team @DestinyTwoTeam]

Hi ritz! At the moment, the team has no plans to alter any sources of glimmer or the rate of glimmer gain.

However, we’re happy to report that the team does have changes planned for the glimmer cap and costs associated with glimmer!

Changes are as follows ⤵️