Destiny

[Destiny @Destiny_108]

@shaycarl You need to hold a gun while charging your car? Odd.

[Kay M. Dingwell🍁🩺🏳️‍🌈 @CanadianKayMD]

Using negative COVID tests to decide if it’s safe to go to parties is like using pregnancy tests as contraception.

[Lilly @Lilly]

I really gotta applaud the people covering this election because they legit talk about the same things for 10 hours in 1000 different ways. The improv is truly remarkable.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

If Trump just shook Covid in 48 hours with a diet of McDonalds and speed we should start considering the uncomfortable truth that he is the risen Christ.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Wallace and Biden could leave and Trump would stand there arguing and contradicting himself for 90 minutes.

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

and, the oscar goes to: drinking coffee and watching it rain outside

[hellen @bluewjay]

[margot robbie's voice]: i hope nicole kidman and her girlfriend charlize theron and their daughter margot robbie are having a good day today. i love my moms so much.
https://t.co/tflkeVZGto

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Rachel McAdams needs more leading roles, including one as my wife

[🕊️ @aloewhitetea]

How are you guys going to speak about Rachel McAdams yet forget her best role yet ?!

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

ill never understand people holding shit people did a decade ago against them. when @Jenna_Marbles did “blackface” half of the cancel culture was still shitting their diapers. can people/the culture change or are y’all still shitting your pants?

[𝓑𝓻𝓲 @itsbri_babyyy]

“ur so quiet” thx I spent years getting ignored so I simply do not speak anymore

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

for the life of me, i will never understand people that think the middle of the bike path is a good place for a family huddle.

[⁷ moonlight fairy 🌙🧚‍♀️✨ @jassleenarumy]

DON'T 👏🏼 DATE 👏🏼 SOMEONE 👏🏼 WHO 👏🏼 HAS 👏🏼 BIPOLAR DISORDER/DEPRESSION 👏🏼 IF 👏🏼 YOU'RE 👏🏼 JUST 👏🏼 GOING 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 SHAME 👏🏼 THEM 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼 THEM 👏🏼 CRAZY 👏🏼 WHEN 👏🏼 THEY'RE 👏🏼 HAVING 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 MANIC/DEPRESSIVE 👏🏼 EPISODE 👏🏼

[Spencer Vybes @SpencerVYBES]

I wish people could be open minded to differing opinions instead of canceling anyone who disagrees with you or offers a different perspective.

[Broderick Hunter @BroderickHunter]

Why is ending racism a debate?

[halsey @halsey]

Lemme say this again. If you think. That yelling. At a police officer. Or standing close to them. Is grounds. For physical assault. chemical attack. Or MURDER. You are absolutely the problem. And you are too cowardly to admit you’ll watch others suffer so you can stay unaffected.

[charlize theron things @charlizethings]

charlize theron as lorraine broughton in atomic blonde so you don’t forget how hot she is

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

if you call for police reform, it doesn’t make you a cop hater.

if you applaud peaceful protests, you are not a riot supporter.

if you call out trump’s bullshit, you are not a bleeding liberal.

stop with the damn labels. here, on earth, we just call it common sense.