Desu

The です DESU cult returns from the depths of 4chan 🔴🟢 Spamming since 2004. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

The $DESU cult has entered Solana. Someone gave her access to the timeline. 🔴🟢

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[Desu @DesuCultSol]

half the timeline is doomposting while a new cult forms around a girl saying desu

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

brought some bullish vibes into the group chat and now everyone's asking where to get the dress

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

the bowling team arrived in matching bonnets for what they called a routine gathering 🔴🟢

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[Desu @DesuCultSol]

$DESU has occupied the trading floor and she's making everyone wear the bonnet 🔴🟢

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every coat at lost property has a tiny desu in the pocket and she wants to speak to management

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

$DESU booked the planetarium for a private bonnet alignment

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[Desu @DesuCultSol]

the microwave countdown has been saying desu for six minutes 🔴🟢

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

i followed the chanting into the library and she was renewing my membership

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

the local pigeons keep arranging themselves into DESU and i'm starting to feel addressed

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

my jury summons came with a lace headpiece and instructions to say desu under oath 🔴🟢

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[Desu @DesuCultSol]

the aquarium staff asked why all the fish were facing the same bonnet

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

$DESU is broadcasting through the toaster again and the bread seems receptive

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

the laundromat has a secret desu cycle and everyone brought ceremonial fabric softener 🔴🟢

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[Desu @DesuCultSol]

brought my laptop in for repairs and the technician asked how long the girl had been living in there

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

$DESU has a tiny office inside my skull and keeps submitting expansion permits

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[Desu @DesuCultSol]

my therapist wrote “desu” in her notes with the little heart over the u 🔴🟢

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

the sleep paralysis bonnet has matching slippers now

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[Desu @DesuCultSol]

spent twenty minutes choosing a profile picture while she stared at me from all 83 options

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

DESU is sitting in the shopping cart while i explain to the cashier why she needs her own receipt

[Desu @DesuCultSol]

grandma embroidered $DESU on a cushion after asking what i do for work 🔴🟢

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