DetGrunk

The immature game for mature people. (21+) 107 cards FILLED with group mini games, comical independent tasks, awkward situations and.. drinking!🍻

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WERE ON AMAZON!! Be on on the lookout next week for dat sweet, sweet prime button!😎😉🥴 https://t.co/IhtxnxPPcp

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If you can’t play pregame Thanksgiving dinner with Det Grunk here’s a few tips to get thru the day:

Drink when:
-2 sips for each political conversation
-2 sips for each picture shown
-1 sip for every eye roll
-finish your drink if someone opens their pant buttons or belt

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Thanksgiving hack: put vodka in the gravy to make your family more tolerable.

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Health experts: “have 4 servings of fruit a day”
Me: *pushes a lime into my corona*
“done and done.”

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I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just always up for a drink. Big difference.

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On this St Patty’s day, we at DetGrunk would like to thank the Irish for one of their greatest gifts to the world. The Irish goodb….*abruptly leaves*

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When it’s time to go do those plans I made when I was drunk

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Ok. One shot… or two… then take me home.

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I mean I’ve always wondered if it was possible…

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Amazon delivery guy caught me in 4k

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I wonder if the liquor store is thinking about me too? 🥰

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This dude needs a “one up” REAL Bad #extralife

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Valentine’s Day special offer:
Buy a copy of Det Grunk and we will post “😯🤢🤮” on one of your exs pics

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If you can guess the game, I’ll drink tonight

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Me: I’m not gonna get black out drunk tonight
Me: *BLACKS OUT*
Friend: you said you wouldn’t do that?
Me:

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If the multiverse is real then there is a basketball star somewhere named Scotty Poopin

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Merry Christmas Eve to everyone except the person who invented the Waldorf salad

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What if Santa came up the toilet, not down the chimney?

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Welcome to Christmas Eve in your 30s: you’re waking up with a hangover, not a puppy.

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McKarty64 was my favorite video game

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Ok hear me out. A candy necklace, but it’s Tylenol. #imHungoverAF