Jason Bard, Private Investigator

Gotham's Best Private Investigator. Former GCPD & ally to the Bat. Even with my bad leg, I can still kick ass.

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

“I mean, I guess we already met. But she didn’t care that much. She’r slam the door in my face once when I tried to ask her out…Bullet wounds must be attractive, eh Batgirl?

…I think you would have liked her”

[Barbara Gordon @CowledHeroine]

Coughs

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

Many regrets

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

��Everyone who lives in Gotham needs therapy. God knows I needed one after I got shot in the leg. But if it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t have met my fiancé…ex fiancé…I mean, there are no regrets”

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

“My leg hurts”

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

“I’m a private dick”

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

// honestly still debating this. At most he’d be a supporting character.

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

// Am I using this account again? Probably not or maybe I will?

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

“Knee weak. Arms are heavy.”

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

“My leg.”

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

My knee has been killing me lately

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

@CowledHeroine Kind but true. Rather have you show up than Robin or Batman. At least you knock.

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

If you’re a guy named Richard and you start going by Ric, without the K, you’re probably a dick.

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

Apparently Batman told one of his Robins about this. Didn’t think Batman was the gossipy type...

...And yes. I did have a full conversation with Batman while naked. Surprisingly not the last time, either. That man does not knock.

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

The dangerous thing about being a P.I. is sometimes angry ex-husbands come after me. I don’t get paid enough to have to beat them up with a cane. I should start charging extra for suspicious wives.

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

HMMMMMMMM

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

I’m not dead. I’ve just been busy on multiple cases.

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

Damn you Killer Moth https://t.co/m1EotfXsXz

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

Who got out of Arkham this time? https://t.co/53GqBkzwZ7

[Jim Gordon. @SmokesTooMuch_]

"Hm, busy day.

More so than usual."

[Jason Bard, Private Investigator @DetJasonBard]

Gordon's daughter. Babs. After her...accident, she broke things off. Batgirl also stopped contacting me at that time. I used to help her. https://t.co/kkjVMzcycP