Erina

Why do people WANT to be messed up by this woman?!

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

"All Umamusume seem to have something they're passionate about. I thought spending enough time around them would teach me how to become obsessed with something."

#UmamusumeRP trainer OC
Adult muse, adult writer
MDNI
Just... Lots of dark themes... She's an awful little monster...

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

"...Your tail is going to come unscrewed if you keep wagging it all the time."

Not how that works...

[The White Wonder - Sodashi @UmaWhiteWonder]

"They're stress balls! Hope you can have fun with them! They help out a lot!"

Wag. Wag. Wag.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

Slow blink...

"...They have very punchable faces."

That's probably intentional... She's taking the green one.

[The White Wonder - Sodashi @UmaWhiteWonder]

"Pick your color of a stress ball here!"

What did Sodashi even fine here...?

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

"...I need a stress ball until I can get my hands on somebody's b-"

It's too early to be that direct about such things... Focus on getting a trainee instead of a new wave of girlfriends, Erina...

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

"...I can understand why the motorcycle girl is obsessed with the twintails girl."

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Erina can't remember anybody's names yet, can she?

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

Erina's thoughts are probably way more explicit...

[All-Around Otaku - Agnes Digital @AllRoundOtaku]

Relatable.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

None of her current thoughts are in any holy text.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

Mental illness. Maybe a few trauma responses. Severe boredom.

One of those is probably right.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

So. Here's another sign up sheet!

For this one, Like this tweet if Erina has permission to be her worst self to your muse at times. It may be unintended rudeness via an unfiltered thought, or it may be something outright malicious...

She'll filter herself for anybody else.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

So for the sake of everybody's comfort, here's a little... Sign up sheet of sorts.

Like this tweet to give permission for Erina to make a move on your muse. Flirting, clinginess, openly perverted comments, etc.

This way, only the people comfortable with it will get it.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

"...Or feel somebody up while others can only watch with envy."

EXCUSE ME?

"...Or stand in front of a target at an axe throwing place."

Oh god it got worse...

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

It would probably be nothing more than a rush of adrenaline. It most likely wouldn't even get a true emotional response. She just needs a thrill. Something to get her heart beating. Something-

"I want to go to the woods and cook something I've killed with my own hands."

...huh?

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

"They sure are. Some more than others."

[Ⓗⓐⓡⓤ Ⓤⓡⓐⓡⓐ ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. @bestestracer]

❝I think all moms are awesome!❞

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

Biting her tongue.

She has to hold herself back at least until her career is decently established.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

Woah, loud-

"Sometimes. I might get fired if I'm too honest about-"

...Nope, probably better filter herself around this one, too.

"...About the way that single mom off in the distance looks."

[Ⓗⓐⓡⓤ Ⓤⓡⓐⓡⓐ ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. @bestestracer]

❝WE CAN GET IN TROUBLE FOR TALKING?!❞

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

"...If I speak, I will be in very big trouble."

Erina has a comment of her own about King Halo, but she's not looking to get fired for talking about a Tracen student's family like that.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

Erina balanced three girlfriends simultaneously before. There's clearly something that keeps people around despite how awful she is...

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

Yeah, that's her whole thing. She's trying to work on it.

[Trainer Xavier (Hospitalized event) @XavierTrainer94]

YOU'RE HEARTLESS 💔

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

NICE, LESS COMPETITION.

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

Nice, less competition.

[Trainer Xavier (Hospitalized event) @XavierTrainer94]

Dies from cringe

[Erina @DetachedTrainer]

"My exes still miss me."

...But their aim is getting better? ...Their aim is getting better, right?!