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Born to be wild.

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Facts, he is doing great things for this country.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

President Trump is the greatest president in US history.

And it’s not even close.

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@footycorner_tv @AFTVMedia Its the Gyokeres lovers in the fanbase. Constant G/A merchants

[🥤𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 @_Afcbanks]

What have we signed 🥶

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Damn, Alexander Isak might actually be back.

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Two year anniversary!!!!. Thank you all for wonderful two years. Here are some shout outs of good Arsenal accounts worth following, @georgieboyafc @The_Cannon49 @CaroleShelemay @JkgoonerJohn @TheGunnerNick @PoshBertie @GeeTriggs @ClassFootyClock @Gunner4life81

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Why would clubs agree to this? if your in a uefa competition you can only spend 70%?

[Liquid Gooner @LiquidAy]

🚨PSR IS DEAD. THE PREMIER LEAGUE HAS A NEW FINANCIAL RULE BOOK

The Premier League’s Profitability and Sustainability Rules (PSR) are officially gone.

After one final season of enforcement in 2025/26, the league has switched to the new Squad Cost Ratio (SCR) and Sustainability and Systemic Resilience (SSR) framework from the 2026/27 season.

During 2025/26, SCR was tested in the background while PSR remained enforceable.

Under SCR, clubs can spend up to 85% of football revenue on squad costs, dropping to 70% for clubs competing in UEFA competitions.

That replaces PSR’s previous £105m three-year loss threshold. However, the old rules have not completely disappeared, the Premier League can still punish clubs for PSR breaches committed before the end of the 2025/26 season.

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@mayot_andy Objective remains the same defend the title and go one step further in the champions league

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@GreatmenArs https://t.co/vpipCcTLJZ. Watch this again. Some of these movements are so pitiful

[🇳🇬 . @AFCYop_]

Viktor Gyökeres vs First Touch, Hold Up Play, Link Up Play, Aerial Balls, Duelling, Heading, Movement etc

@WrestleMania @TripleH

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Supposed to be Isak's replacement, must have not worked. Still has youth on his side. Good thing for Newcastle they got Wissa at the time also.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️⚫️ Official, confirmed. Nick Woltemade signs for Juventus from Newcastle on £3.5m straight loan.

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Great part of this is we will finally see how good Enzo Fernandez is. For years the narrative has been he was stuck at chelsea, look at what he does for Argentina.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández has completed a medical as new Manchester City player.

£125m move entering into documents and formal steps next with Man City and Chelsea.

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@Gunner4life81 @6reezy6a6y We have to do that though. As fans we know what Arsenal is about, top players do not. In their eyes, Barca, Madrid and even City/Chelsea are viewed as top destinations. Until someone gives us a chance and actually does well, we kind of stuck chasing

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@TheGunnerNick The objectives remain the same: win the league and get back to the champions league. Maybe in January

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@taraAFCx Makes sense considering we are trying to go one step further in the champions league. After what happened in the final, we needed better attackers

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Berta's position maybe untenable at this point especially after leaving home early on deadline day. He is getting so much criticism atm. We will have to see what Josh does.

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@AFC__Xtra Thats bogus, we got good fiscally responsible owners. I do not doubt them, but I do doubt the people working there.

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@BlackYellow Take care of him, make him better like Erling, Jude, Reyna, and Sancho

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@GeeTriggs no worries. Get well soon

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Yeah a slap in the face to fans. Good part: 2 decent signings and making space on wage bill. Bad parts, no upgrade on a shambolic attack. After the title win, the talk was going to another level...

[AFC Xtra @AFC__Xtra]

🚨BREAKING! 💣

"It is UNLIKELY that Arsenal will complete any late deals on the final day of the transfer window " 🚫

ℹ️ @jamesbenge

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@JkgoonerJohn @Arsenal 🤣True fans watch every game

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As of now, I am not concerned with the league. It will be hard work, but with our defense I am not that worried.
With the champions league, the gaps are still there.

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@Arsenal There is time left. Get one loan in. Give someone a chance to prove themselves. We gave odegaard a loan season, why cant we give someone a chance?