DC

(OC parody account)
(Initials may be used to separate different characters present)

Brackets = OOC

[DC @DetectivesCross]

Salutations citizens and Phighters alike, we at your local station are here to help keep you all safe in your community.

If you have any issues then please direct them here, we will handle any threats accordingly.

- G.

// #phighttwt

[DC @DetectivesCross]

It appears the phenomenon with the sun has come to an end, you may freely leave your houses once again.

We will be working to repair the damage, however advise you stick to bottled water until we sort issues regarding toxins.

Thank you for your time,

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

It appears contamination has hit the waters as well, we'll be delivering packages of bottled water to you all.

It's slow progress, please remain indoors. Don't answer the doors, we will deliver products safely ourselves.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

@SL11NGSH0T We are unsure, we are unable to provide information at this current moment. - G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

We advise everyone in Crossroads to remain in doors, this is not a drill.

Please seek shelter immediately.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

@civ_phighting Seek shelter in a confined space or find lower grounds, if air conditioning is in hand please use it.

Avoid any windows, keep them covered.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

Made it to Crossroads, many officers have been dispatched.

Hopefully something turns up, Geocams are scattered all around.

We are watching.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

We are aware of criminal situations happening as of late, we are working on dealing with these issues the second we get more leads.

I'll be searching the area myself, remain vigilant.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

@FracturedLoveBB I cannot confirm or deny that, we are unable to locate a body though there is blood around here.

I'd assume so, however.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

There has been an incident regarding a fall from the rooftops, we ask locals to avoid trespassing the police tape set up while we assign rooftops to have barriers to prevent this.

We also ask of you to remain calm, we are working very hard at DC to ensure safety.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

@Arson_Phighter Pretty much, I am still surprised he drank it.

-T

[DC @DetectivesCross]

Criminal Baseball Bat has been captured behind the Slingshot Cafe at 5am today.

On a seperate note, G. has currently pour garlic into his coffee thinking it was brown sugar. Yet, he still drank it.

End of report.

-T

[DC @DetectivesCross]

@L0CALL_ G. was tired.

-T

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[DC @DetectivesCross]

@Arson_Phighter If you aren't going to add further explanation to your confusion, I cannot help you. What do you mean by ''What.''

-T

[DC @DetectivesCross]

Over the past few hours the heat has reduced drastically, we are unsure of what caused this issue though I will continue to look into this phenomena.

Please refrain from reporting to us about the weather however, the DC cannot aid you all entirely in these predicaments.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

@8bitatari_ We cannot kill the sun.

-T

[DC @DetectivesCross]

I must ask, why are we getting reports about the sun. I am sorry, but we do not deal with weather forecasts. We cannot assist.

-T

[DC @DetectivesCross]

... Alright, sir. I will be looking more into it myself soon enough.

-T

[DC @DetectivesCross]

Ah, it's nothing. I'll be heading out to look around myself, thank you T.

- G

[DC @DetectivesCross]

@ShullerCreature I cannot help you with that.

-T

[DC @DetectivesCross]

@ShullerCreature No one has died. Get sunscreen, or go into shade.

-T